Mr Schwartz

[00:11.18] Put your heavy metal to the test
[00:19.39] There might be half a love song in it all for you
[00:26.20] Timing-wise, it's probably for the best
[00:34.43] Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute
[00:42.66] Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew
[00:49.77] Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit
[00:57.13] And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes
[01:11.22] Gradually, it's coming into view
[01:19.68] It's like your little directorial debut
[01:26.23] As fine a time as any to deduce
[01:33.70] The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue
[01:42.72] Well, Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew
[01:49.76] Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit
[01:57.24] And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes
[02:05.28] And if we guess who I'm pretending to be
[02:11.46] Do you win a prize?
[02:16.23] Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
[02:22.88] Do we get a third try?
[02:33.89] The gloved hand's reachin' in to hit the switch
[02:42.38] There's not one goddamn thing that you can do about it
[02:50.36] Oh, Mr. Schwartz is havin' tea with the grips
[02:57.79] Askin' after all the wives and the kids
[03:05.12] It's at the heart of what the business is