This Fonk Is 4U (feat. George Clinton)

Yeah, once upon a rhyme or two
If you got the mind, I got some funk for you
Look up, up is just a place to throw down from
Lookin' down is quite a drop
Tail ain't nothin' but a long booty
Booty ain't nothin' but a butt
There'll never be another jam like this here
This funk's for you

Just the other day
I heard a fellow funker say
Whatever seemed to happen to the old school kinda way
Seem like it don't even matter
Some of the things you play today
Just do me a favor (Yo, oh)
And bring back those old funky days

When you hear this funky jam
This funk's gon' get to you (We 'bout to do things to you)
You might just get a headache (You will get a headache)
You might get foul cold shoes (This funk is for you)
By the time you hear this funk jam
You might be turning blue (Jambacopadoobadoobadoobadooba)
Tell all your friends and neighbors
So they will have a clue

Under the sound of this funky voice
You only seem to have one choice
Get out those funky seats
And move your funky feet (This here's a dance for y'all)
Ain't gon' hurt nobody
To get on down (I feel sorry for the dance floor)
Everybody who ain't funky
Seems to be wearin' a frown

When you hear this funky jam
This funk's gon' get to you (Gon' get to you)
You might just get a headache
You might get foul cold shoes
By the time you hear this funk jam
You might be turning blue (You'll be turning blue)
Tell all your friends and neighbors
So they will have a clue

This funk's for you, this funk's for you
This funk's for you, oh, this funk's for you
Oh, funk's for you

This funk is for yourself
Don't you know, don't you know you're never gonna be me
Walk in my footsteps
Step up, couldn't keep, shoulda kept up, step off
You wanna keep up with what can't be kept up with
You wanna be a punk
Clown me, not a chance
Told me don't play that
Don't even say that
Must be some other way that you can be you
Because there will never

There may never be another jam like these
There'll never be another jam like this here
This funk's for you, hit me
There may never be another jam like these
There may never gonna be another jam like these
I'm funkin' just to please me (Please me, please me)
Please me (You'll be turning blue)
I'm funkin' just to please me
When I think of the things I have to do for myself
I'm funkin' just to please me
Number one is I gotta please me (Please me)
I'm funkin' just to please me
Number two is I have to please me (Please me)
And number three, I got to please me
Funkin', funkin' just to please me
This funk's for you
This funk's for you
Funk is for you
It's time for my funky guitarra

When I go off, I go all off into what I'm off into
Hall and off, going off into what I'm off into
Off I go with you in tow until you toe in too
This funk's for you
So you wanna be me
Don't you know, don't you know you never gonna be me
Watch when you, when you walk in my footstep into what you gonna
Never enough kept step
You wanna keep up with what can't be kept up with
You wanna be a punk
Clown me, not a chance
Told me don't play that
Don't even say that
Must be some other way that you can be you
And I don't have to diss a dollar
Brother ain't heavy, like a light is a beer or a match
Up is just a place to throw down from
Looking down is quite a drop
Looking good when you're on top of things