One Week

[00:00.47] It's been one week since you looked at me
[00:02.63] Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
[00:04.94] Five days since you laughed at me saying
[00:07.05] "Get that together, come back and see me"
[00:09.27] Three days since the living room
[00:11.16] I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
[00:13.30] Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
[00:15.59] But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
[00:18.14] Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
[00:19.86] As I make you stop, think
[00:20.60] You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
[00:22.48] I summon fish to the dish
[00:23.58] Although I like the Chalet Swiss
[00:24.41] I like the sushi
[00:25.37] 'Cause it's never touched a frying pan
[00:26.41] Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
[00:28.26] Big like LeAnn Rimes
[00:29.25] Because I'm all about value
[00:30.65] Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
[00:32.37] You try to match wits
[00:33.57] You try to hold me but I bust through
[00:35.04] Gonna make a break and take a fake
[00:36.27] I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
[00:37.07] I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
[00:39.29] Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know
[00:40.74] The vertigo is gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous
[00:42.23] You'll have to sign a waiver
[00:43.48] How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
[00:45.67] Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
[00:47.62] I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
[00:49.67] Can't understand what I mean?
[00:51.02] Well, you soon will
[00:51.97] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[00:54.10] I have a history of taking off my shirt
[00:56.17] It's been one week since you looked at me
[00:58.13] Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
[01:00.46] Five days since you tackled me
[01:02.16] I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
[01:04.71] It's been three days since the afternoon
[01:06.69] You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon
[01:09.04] Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
[01:10.72] And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
[01:30.47] Chickity China the Chinese chicken
[01:32.32] You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
[01:34.33] Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
[01:36.34] We're dans la maison
[01:37.13] I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
[01:38.69] Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
[01:40.39] Like Sting I'm tantric
[01:41.79] Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
[01:43.57] Like Kurosawa, I make mad films
[01:44.97] 'Kay, I don't make films
[01:45.94] But if I did they'd have a Samurai
[01:47.64] Gonna get a set a' better clubs
[01:49.05] Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
[01:49.82] Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
[01:51.88] Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
[01:53.18] 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
[01:55.11] That make me think the wrong thing
[01:56.25] How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
[01:58.20] Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
[02:00.38] I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
[02:02.17] Can't understand what I mean?
[02:03.58] You soon will
[02:04.78] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[02:06.64] I have a history of losing my shirt
[02:08.91] It's been one week since you looked at me
[02:10.54] Dropped your arms to your sides and said, "I'm sorry"
[02:12.60] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[02:15.22] "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
[02:17.44] Three days since the living room
[02:19.14] We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
[02:21.55] Yesterday, you just smiled at me
[02:23.32] 'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
[02:27.66] It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
[02:31.69] It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
[02:36.06] Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
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