La Cantina

[00:01.23] What's up ese?
[00:04.17] Nah, last night was the bomb homie
[00:06.66] We got too rough aye?
[00:08.76] But I woke up with this big hangover
[00:11.13] Haha
[00:13.85] Let me tell you
[00:17.84] A little story about the cantina
[00:20.80] I usually wait 'til Sunday to have my menudo
[00:23.36] But it's Saturday and I woke up all crudo
[00:26.37] I think I had one too many shots of tequila
[00:28.61] Mira, I heard I made a toast to mi vida
[00:30.68] Left a big tip, mariachis took my grip
[00:33.16] And the sad thing about it is I don't remember shh
[00:36.01] Wait a minute, bartender can you pass me a limon
[00:38.43] And a nice cold Tecate, thank you, simon
[00:40.91] Anyways, yesterday was the bomb all night long
[00:43.47] Getting drunk off my ass, bottoms up on the glass
[00:45.69] Presidente and Coke, 1800's no joke
[00:48.69] Had me feeling like I never felt before so pour some more
[00:50.79] 'Til I hit the floor or stumble out the door
[00:53.42] And if that happens? Iit's time to hit the liquor store
[00:56.83] Drinkin Tecates, or Cerveza Mas Fina
[00:58.88] Taking shots of tequila while I'm la cantina
[01:01.65] Catch me in la cantina, getting drunk
[01:06.05] La cantina, cause that's where we party up
[01:11.10] La cantina, you know it's true
[01:16.20] La cantina, cantina you know that I love you
[01:22.42] I said I wouldn't drink no more, but this can't be true
[01:24.48] 'Cause it's not even noon and I already had two
[01:26.95] Times three, that's me taking all that I can take
[01:29.32] You want me to promise that I won't drink, but that's a promise I can't make
[01:32.31] So suffering hungover from the night before
[01:34.22] But the only way to fix it is to drink some more
[01:36.99] So did I? But of course what you think?
[01:39.67] I'm sitting at the bar in front of beers that I won't drink
[01:42.15] You gotta be kidding me, the buzz is hitting me
[01:43.64] Got me feeling light-headed
[01:45.61] I'm headed to the park with the homie Spark
[01:47.55] But they had some pisto there tambien
[01:50.50] A couple twelve-packs that they jacked
[01:51.48] I'm feelin like I can't win
[01:52.46] 'Cause everywhere I go there's alcohol 'til I fall
[01:55.08] It's 7 o'clock, but will I make it to last call
[01:57.84] Hey. you papis gonna be here for a while?
[01:59.48] If so I'll see ya
[02:00.72] But if not you know where I'll be homie, at the cantina
[02:02.46] Catch me in la cantina, getting drunk
[02:07.66] La cantina, cause that's where we party up
[02:12.42] La cantina, you know it's true
[02:17.65] La cantina, cantina you know that I love you
[02:23.76] Back in the cantina, sippin my cerveza
[02:26.04] It's gonna be the same way as last night holmes, I bet ya
[02:28.89] Primos and friends from one night to the other end
[02:30.75] The wicked wicked wino, is getting drunk again
[02:33.49] Stumbling, I'm wasted and it shows
[02:36.32] And wouldn't be suprised if later on I'm throwing blows
[02:38.84] 'Cause that's the way it goes, and everybody knows
[02:41.59] But I'll just relax and go with the flow
[02:43.75] Bartender I'm ready for another shot and won't stop until I drop
[02:47.04] Or until somebody calls the cops
[02:48.64] My primo picks me up off the floor
[02:50.69] And said "Homie, your toe rubber coming off, you're not drinking any more"
[02:53.95] Drag my body up the hill to mi canton
[02:56.25] The bar's a few minutes away but it took me a hour to get home
[02:59.17] I've learned my lesson, rule number one of la cantina
[03:01.53] Don't mix cerveza with tequila
[03:03.82] Catch me in la cantina, getting drunk
[03:08.92] La cantina, cause that's where we party up
[03:14.04] La cantina, you know it's true
[03:19.26] La cantina, cantina you know that I love you
[03:24.92] You know every weekend I say I'm never gonna drink again
[03:27.52] But I'm always going back to the cantina with mi familia
[03:32.93] That's right, and if there's one thing I've learned
[03:38.31] It's don't mix cerveza with tequila
[03:42.97] I'm warning you
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