Moving To LA - With Horns

There's not much glam about the English weather
There's not much left keeping us together
Sunshine on a rainy day
Makes me want to move away
But I think I've got it sorted
She's gonna get us all deported

I've been considering a move to LA
I've been considering a move to LA
I've been considering a move to LA

Hang a hammer, Axl Rose
Buy myself some brand new clothes
Everything is gonna be just fine
I hear the murder rate is in decline
I'll do me some relaxing
Maybe grab a piece of action

I've been considering a move to LA
I've been considering a move to LA
I've been considering a move to LA

The first thing I'll do when I get off that plane
Is to strip naked to the waist
But still keeping on my cock rings
And then I'm gonna ride my Harley Davidson
Up and down Sunset Strip
My problems, they won't find me
I'm not sending a letter, a postcard or even a fax back
I'm living my life nicely with Jay-Z
Very far away

I've been considering a move to LA
I've been considering a move to LA
I've been considering a move to LA

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
Leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
California, ooh but Alice

They tried to make me go to rehab
I said

I said it's probably a very good idea
But not until I have drunk
Sherry with Bryan Ferry
Stoner with the Enemy

And Hennessy with Morrissey
On a beach out of reach
Somewhere very, very easy
And one up
Very, very, very, very
Very, very, very