Longneck List

[00:08.40] There's a new ex-husband got taken to the cleaners
[00:11.76] And a corner booth looks like it's got a couple cheaters
[00:14.93] And a guitar picker tryin' to live off an empty tip jar
[00:21.26] A cowboy just put down an old dog
[00:24.72] Tryin' to look tough while he's tyin' one on
[00:27.96] And neon light's just right for the fallin' apart
[00:31.75] That's what we are
[00:33.38] Everybody got a longneck list of problems
[00:40.17] Hopin' that an ice cold, cold one's gonna solve 'em
[00:45.96] So we saddle on up and we knock 'em on down
[00:49.57] Tryin' to get down to the heartbroke bottom
[00:53.16] Of a longneck list of problems
[00:59.63] A long, long longneck
[01:03.22] Long, long longneck
[01:06.36] Your team just lost, so you're about to lose it
[01:09.45] Sick of your boss, and you're 'bout to say, "Screw it"
[01:12.79] Then suddenly a cowgirl asks why you're sittin' alone
[01:18.46] She said, "Boy, you oughta loosen up your barstool buckle"
[01:22.40] She kinda looks a little like Travis Tritt trouble
[01:25.42] You got yourself two left boots, but hell, when in Rome
[01:31.08] Everybody got a longneck list of problems
[01:37.54] Hopin' that an ice cold, cold one's gonna solve 'em
[01:43.89] So we saddle on up and we knock 'em on down
[01:47.25] Tryin' to get down to the heartbroke bottom
[01:51.03] Of a longneck list of problems
[01:55.71]
[02:10.57] Hey bartender, we got a situation
[02:13.27] Everybody in here needs another libation
[02:16.95] Hey bartender, we got us a dilemma
[02:19.87] You're the only one that's gonna help us
[02:22.36] We got ourselves a longneck list of problems
[02:28.56] Hopin' that an ice cold, cold one's gonna solve 'em
[02:34.57] So we saddle on up and we knock 'em on down
[02:38.23] Tryin' to get down to the heartbroke bottom
[02:42.30] Of a longneck list of problems
[02:47.84] Everybody got a long, long longneck
[02:51.96] A long, long longneck
[02:55.05] A long, long longneck list of problems
[03:00.29] Awe, that's right
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