House of Broken Gingerbread

[00:10.90] Two mountains of presents, two glittering trees,
[00:15.81] Both frosted in tinsel and blue LEDs
[00:20.62] Two platters of cookies and peppermint bark,
[00:25.42] Two baby messiahs aglow in the dark
[00:30.20] Two decks of Uno and two sets of Clue,
[00:34.89] There's double the Christmas but I'm torn in two
[00:43.36] In the house of broken gingerbread
[00:48.06] Butterscotch and candy cigarettes
[00:52.54] Sugar snow on the flowerbed
[00:56.31] At the house of (house of) broken gingerbread
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[01:12.17] And there they go sledding, here there's a pool
[01:16.91] The boyfriend's a dentist, the stepmom is cool
[01:21.62] Dad gave me a brother, mom promised a dog
[01:26.54] And one of those French cakes disguised as a log
[01:31.84] Two-hearted Christmas, half-hearted day
[01:36.31] St. Nick and the wise men got lost on the way
[01:44.65] To the house of broken gingerbread
[01:49.08] Butterscotch and candy cigarettes
[01:53.73] Sugar snow on the flowerbed
[01:57.56] At the house of (house of) broken gingerbread
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[02:22.75] Mistletoe is hanging by a thread
[02:27.59] And the misfit toys just shake their heads
[02:32.22] Stockings hung up and full of dread
[02:36.86] At the house of (house of) broken gingerbread
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