Cha Cha Cha

[00:00.69] Welcome to the interplanetary ballroom
[00:03.27] The only dance hall playing hits from the past, present and future
[00:06.55] Temporal sector psychotaneously
[00:09.98] A little warning to all our dancers tonight
[00:11.54] Who only perceive in three dimensions
[00:13.22] This next one's a bit of a doozie
[00:15.42] Dance floor (cha-cha-cha)
[00:17.28] Salsa (rumba), tango (mambo)
[00:21.37] Bolero muy picante
[00:22.94] Spacetime (gravity), champagne (reality)
[00:26.96] Move to the beat of the transcendental cha-cha-cha
[00:30.65] Right foot forward, spin to the left
[00:32.44] Look through time and witness your death
[00:34.11] Grab your partner by the head and reveal to them the ultimate secret
[00:37.96] The multiverse is getting colder, cooler
[00:39.91] Still, every universe somehow got Zumba
[00:41.57] The likelihood of that is ten, billion, three million
[00:43.53] 8,528 to the power of 42
[00:46.28] Jump back in line, transcendental cha-cha time
[00:49.31] Forward, backward, take three steps
[00:51.04] Shimmy to the right, witness the void
[00:52.92] Void's got style, void can dance
[00:54.71] Void wears tearaway pants
[00:56.86] The void consumes all realities
[00:58.46] Which includes up 'til now seven billion belinis
[01:00.95] But if you're too scared to dance, don't worry, just relax
[01:04.32] Close your eyes, open your mind
[01:06.28] Brace yourself and clap three times
[01:08.32] Somewhere out there, there's a planet just like yours
[01:11.79] A perfect carbon copy with you that looks identical
[01:16.03] That looks like and lives and breathes exactly just like you
[01:19.12] Except for one big difference, this you is not shit scared to
[01:22.97] Hit the dance floor (cha-cha-cha)
[01:24.89] Salsa (rumba), tango (mambo)
[01:29.00] Fandango caliente
[01:30.51] Spacetime (gravity), champagne (reality)
[01:34.12] Move to the beat of the transcendental cha-cha-cha
[01:38.12] Slide to the left, witness perfection
[01:40.10] Slide to the right, nothing means anything
[01:41.99] Or anything means nothing, I get them mixed up
[01:44.06] Either way, a reason to shake your butt-butt
[01:45.66] Second verse now, you're doing pretty well
[01:47.54] Following the beat can be hell
[01:49.11] The bridge, outro, double chorus, every possibility
[01:51.37] All playing simultaneously
[01:53.01] Sometimes this song, it sounds like
[01:54.92] Sometimes this song, it sounds like (la-la)
[01:57.04] Lucky that today, the you that's here
[01:58.74] Perceives a song that sounds like cha-cha
[02:00.61] Infinity is a long time
[02:02.45] Especially when you're waiting in the drinks line
[02:04.48] Existential thoughts assail you
[02:06.53] At least now you got a margarita
[02:08.06] But now it's a dog, now it's a cat
[02:10.25] It's everything and nothing, it's a baseball bat
[02:11.90] Suddenly you're standing on an alien planet
[02:13.32] Where cocktails haven't been invented yet (goddammit)
[02:15.76] (Blink) now you're an old french dandy
[02:17.37] (Blink) now you're made of cotton candy
[02:19.35] (Blink) now you're back in the club
[02:21.06] A little less scared to shake your rump (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
[02:23.40] Now you can see what we see
[02:25.37] Now that you've been where we've been
[02:26.94] The music's always playing, from the start 'til the end of time
[02:30.20] It's always playing in your mind
[02:32.17] Don't let it twist up your inside
[02:34.55] We can't stop the band from jamming in every reality
[02:37.92] They're playing rock, they're playing trance
[02:39.70] They're playing a string symphony
[02:41.46] But this is the only time in existence that we ever know so far
[02:45.11] That the song has sounded anything like a cha-cha
[02:52.47] Hit the dance floor (cha-cha-cha)
[02:54.71] Salsa (rumba), tango (mambo)
[02:58.96] Ricardo dobrando minha mente
[03:00.48] Spacetime (gravity), champagne (reality)
[03:04.19] Move to the beat of the transcendental cha-cha-cha
[03:08.17] The universe is getting colder, cooler (transcendental cha-cha-cha)
[03:11.90] Still every planet somehow got Zumba (transcendental cha-cha-cha)
[03:15.23] Expand your music repertoire
[03:17.41] And eat your caviar like a neutron star (transcendental cha-cha-cha)
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