Gone Fishing

[00:16.22] He'd been on the lake more times this month
[00:19.37] Than all last year combined
[00:22.68] I didn't think much of it 'til he stayed out there all night
[00:28.40] So I drove out to Percy Priest
[00:31.64] Found him kissin' some blonde in his backseat
[00:34.30] Had an epiphany
[00:36.67] Told myself that I had to teach that good ol' boy a lesson
[00:44.77] When the sun got settin'
[00:46.67] He's gone fishin' out in the dark
[00:49.57] Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
[00:52.83] Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
[00:56.30] Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
[00:58.93] He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
[01:02.00] Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
[01:05.12] Nobody even knows he's missin'
[01:08.13] Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[01:18.34] I'll give it a couple days, and then I'll call the cops
[01:24.15] Say that I ain't seen him since he walked out with a Zebco rod
[01:30.41] Try to cry a tear or two when I'm interviewed on the local news
[01:36.16] Join the search crew, beg 'em not to call it off
[01:42.68] Do everything a heart-broke wife would do except tell the truth
[01:48.06] He's gone fishin' out in the dark
[01:51.29] Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
[01:54.47] Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
[01:57.85] Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
[02:00.48] He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
[02:03.64] Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
[02:06.82] Nobody even knows he's missin'
[02:09.82] Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin' (I bet you do, baby)
[02:24.39] Mm, mm, it's a real small town
[02:30.87] I'm sure I'll see that blonde around
[02:37.74] I wouldn't be surprised if out of the blue
[02:41.06] It turns out she's gone fishin' too
[02:46.65] He's gone fishin' out in the dark
[02:49.64] Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car
[02:52.80] Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box
[02:55.96] Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox
[02:58.91] He's gone fishin', I'm at the bar
[03:02.17] Perfect alibi, drinkin' PBR
[03:05.33] Nobody even knows he's missin'
[03:08.18] Bet he's wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[03:14.21] I bet he's wishin'
[03:16.44] Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[03:20.02] I bet he's wishin'
[03:22.21] Wishin' he'd never gone fishin'
[03:34.96] Wishin' he'd never gone fishin', mm-hm
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