Tommy Bread

Hello?
Here, are you coming down to the community centre
Cause Ambrose Houlihan is throwing fizzy Chewits up for the boot?
What, who's this?
What?
Who is this?
Tommy Bread
I don't know any Tommy Bread
What?
I don't know ya
Are you sure you have the right number?
Yeah, do you remember you gave me your phone number
D'you remember we were outside the aquadome
I met you outside the aquadome
We were playing soccer with a bottle of Pepsi
Do you not remember?
No, I wasn't -
I've never been to the aquadome
Are you serious? No, you said, no
You said "Alright here
Here's my phone number
D'you want my phone number?"
And you gave me your phone number to ring
Mustn't have been me
You said we could be friends
I don't think it was me
What's your name?
David
Yeah
No, never been to the aquadome
You've never been to the aquadome?
You should go, it's a mad laugh
Oh right, okay
Wear swimming socks though
That's one thing I'll warn you about
Cause if you don't wear swimming socks
You get them verrucas
Oh right, okay
Do you want to go out with me?
What?
Do you want to go out with me?
No, I'm good thanks
I'm lonely, I'm lonely
Oh, me too yeah
You lonely as well?
What?
Are you lonely as well?
Eh no, well no
It's just I've been lonely ever since my dad killed himself
Who is this?
What?
Who is this?
Tommy Bread
What?
Tommy Bread
Right
Do you want to come to the aquadome with me next week
My mother will drop us down
Nah, I'm good thanks
Alright
Mmm
Bye
What?
Bye
Bye?
Or not, d'you want to -
Can't hear you
Bye (hello?) bye
Can't hear you
Bye
Who will buy this wonderful morning
Hello? Can't hear anything, it's gone all fuzzy
I'm so high, I swear I could -