Monosodium Glutamate

[00:02.81] Ayo, yo, y'all can't stand right here
[00:05.01] In his right hand was your man's worst nightmare
[00:07.29] Loud enough to burst his right eardrum close-range
[00:09.54] The game is not only dangerous, but it's most strange
[00:12.88] I sell rhymes like dimes
[00:14.42] The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
[00:16.84] Joking rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" Trick
[00:19.40] Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick
[00:22.14] A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show
[00:24.01] So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
[00:26.73] Tally-ho! A high Joker like Spades game
[00:28.87] Came back from five years to laying and stayed the same
[00:31.29] Saying, electromagnetic field, it blocks all logic, Spock
[00:34.23] And G-Shocks her biological clock
[00:36.10] When I hit it, slid into the shitter, thought I killed her goose
[00:38.63] Her Power U was pure Brita water, filtered juice
[00:41.17] Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him
[00:43.22] Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him
[00:46.00] Never seen the shit again but he's still my dunny
[00:48.28] The only thing that come between us is krill and money
[00:51.26] I sell rhymes like dimes
[00:52.77] The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
[00:55.61] Better rhymes make for better songs, it matters not
[00:57.76] If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along
[01:00.17] Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks
[01:02.47] Got get-back, connects wet-back, get stacks
[01:04.94] Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe
[01:07.28] To get the dough, battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro
[01:09.72] This fly flow take practice like Tae Bo with Billy Blanks
[01:13.00] "Oh, you're too kind!" "Really? Thanks!"
[01:14.77] To the gone and lost forever like "Oh My Darling Clementine"
[01:17.64] He hold his heart when he telling rhyme
[01:19.27] When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven
[01:21.59] He nasty like the old time Old No. 7
[01:24.25] You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola
[01:26.75] Make 'em wish they could erase it out the Motorola
[01:29.03] I told her, "No credit for a bag"
[01:30.93] If you want what they got, then go get it, it's all gak
[01:33.74] Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck
[01:36.59] And still keep your attitude on self-destruct
[01:39.28] I sell rhymes like dimes
[01:40.76] The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broke times
[01:43.25] Joking rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" Trick
[01:45.82] Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick
[01:48.56] A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show
[01:50.38] So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
[01:53.08] Tally-ho! High Joker like Spades game
[01:55.25] Came back from five years laying, stayed the same
[01:57.67] I'm saying, electromagnetic field will block all logic, Spock
[02:00.64] And G-Shocks her biological clock
[02:02.48] When I hit it, slid into the shitter, thought I killed her goose
[02:05.01] Her Power U was pure Brita water, filtered juice
[02:07.58] Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him
[02:09.63] Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him
[02:12.37] Never seen the shit again but he's still my dunny
[02:14.72] The only thing that come between us is krill and money
[02:17.63] We sell rhymes like dimes
[02:19.18] The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broke times
[02:25.25] In your arms tonight
[02:28.09] She'll reflect
[02:30.74] That she owes you the sweetest of debts
[02:35.91] If she wants to pay
[02:45.33] Check it out, y'all! Ya don't stop! Keep on, to the sure shot!
[02:50.09] Huh-ha! What the deal, God? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh oh!
[02:56.26] Yo! Yeah yeah, you're listening to the buttery slickness
[02:59.76] The Land-O-Lakes from my man MF Doom
[03:04.20] Yeah! Yeah!
[03:05.80] Rock-shockin' the house, with another nugget
[03:08.44] Uh-uh-uh-ah, eh, oh, ah, oh, hoo-wee! Yeah! Yeah!
[03:16.21] Regulation status, right here, Fondle 'Em Recordings
[03:20.09] Nineteen-ninety-nine, yeah
[03:24.86] Now what are you 'posed to say on the end of records?
[03:27.05] I don't know, yeah!
[03:29.68] Woo! Yeah!
[03:33.02] Mashed potatoes
[03:35.35] Applesauce
[03:37.83] Buttery biscuits
[03:41.32] And I get lost
[03:42.25] A-yes, yes, yes, yes y'all
[03:44.11] You don't stop
[03:45.34] Keep on to the break-a-dawn
[03:48.82] Say what? Uh! Yeah!
[03:51.97] You thought it all was over
[03:54.20] You thought the song was over
[03:56.05] Ah! We tricked you, we tricked you
[04:02.35] Woo
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