Do Like Me

[00:06.83] Let's go!
[00:08.33] See it's Webby
[00:09.29] The dude who fucked your girl last Summer
[00:10.26] And I ain't even asked for her number, bummer
[00:13.12] And I ain't even smash with a rubber
[00:14.57] So if your kid look like me
[00:16.02] Don't even ask motherfucker
[00:17.46] Huh, you could be just like Web'
[00:19.30] With a bottle in your hand
[00:20.38] And a blunt to the head
[00:22.23] Adderall (check!), shit I got my meds
[00:24.16] But I think the doctor gave me something else instead
[00:26.56] See I'm back again
[00:27.41] What's happenin'
[00:28.49] Real life Billy Madison
[00:30.33] And you know that I be rollin'
[00:31.82] Life of a rockstar
[00:33.27] Until I see those fucking lights on the cop car
[00:35.62] When I hit it (Woop Woop!) we out
[00:37.53] Time to dip, bring a chick to my parent's house
[00:39.44] Hit it on the tempurpedic from the back, right there
[00:41.83] 'Till I hear (Chris) Mom stay the fuck downstairs!
[00:44.79] So put your hands up, and do like me
[00:46.69] Fill your cups up, and roll that weed
[00:49.09] Sloppy drunk in that VIP
[00:50.96] Ever since I had a fake ID
[00:53.36] So put your hands up, and do like me
[00:55.73] Wash those pills down, and feel that beat
[00:58.14] Tat your skin up, and sag those jeans
[01:00.44] You could be just like me
[01:01.92] See it's Webby
[01:02.87] The dude who. ah shit, that was last verse
[01:04.88] I'm so high that I'm reading shit backwards
[01:07.10] Jedi Master, life of a bachelor
[01:09.05] Your girl's like salt (Why?) all up on this cracker
[01:11.00] Walk around dizzy, with a cup full of whiskey
[01:13.47] The next shot of Jack in front of me looking risky
[01:15.36] Think about it quick, then I drink it more quickly
[01:18.17] Cause fuck, everybody in the club getting tipsy!
[01:20.08] From the booth to the track, I am here
[01:22.43] At your frat with a beer, unlatching brassieres (uh)
[01:24.40] And I'm feeling like I'll never go to sleep
[01:27.23] With all this shit that's in my system
[01:28.20] I'll be up for a week
[01:29.22] So it's time to party like I do (I do)
[01:31.63] Because it's all I know, I don't even try to (try to)
[01:33.54] 'Till I'm forty-five thinkin how the time flew (time flew)
[01:35.94] With a cup of vodka and some ice cubes
[01:38.31] Telling them to
[01:39.06] So put your hands up, and do like me
[01:40.58] Fill your cups up, and roll that weed
[01:42.56] Sloppy drunk in that VIP
[01:44.89] Ever since I had a fake ID
[01:46.77] So put your hands up, and do like me
[01:49.65] Wash those pills down, and feel that beat
[01:51.58] Tat your skin up, and sag those jeans
[01:53.94] You could be just like me
[01:56.32] We smoking
[01:57.72] And we be drinking
[01:59.78] And we be fucking
[02:02.07] All like its nothing
[02:03.84] That's all I know
[02:05.26] Party, until we black out
[02:09.05] And then we pass out
[02:10.94] Then wake up like
[02:11.90] Fucking let's do it again!
[02:13.36] So everybody just
[02:13.91] So put your hands up, and do like me
[02:16.37] Fill your cups up, and roll that weed
[02:18.23] Sloppy drunk in that VIP
[02:21.19] Ever since I had a fake ID
[02:23.11] So put your hands up, and do like me
[02:25.14] Wash those pills down, and feel that beat
[02:27.42] Tat your skin up, and sag those jeans
[02:30.31] You could be just like me
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