Alice (Who the X Is Alice)

[00:09.80] Sally called, when she got the word,
[00:13.84] She said "I suppose you've heard about Alice."
[00:24.40] Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outside,
[00:29.27] But I could hardly believe my eyes,
[00:32.76] As a big limousine rolled up
[00:35.87] into Alice's drive:
[00:39.57] I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
[00:43.73] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
[00:47.10] 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
[00:52.53] (Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)
[00:55.30] Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance,
[00:59.02] To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
[01:02.53] Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
[01:07.84] (Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)
[01:11.25] Grew up together, two kids in the park,
[01:14.91] Carved our initials deep in the bark
[01:21.56] Me and Alice
[01:25.68] Now she walks to the door with her head held high,
[01:30.36] Just for a moment, I caught her eye,
[01:34.19] As a big limousine pulled slowly out
[01:37.47] of Alice's drive:
[01:41.35] I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
[01:45.28] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
[01:48.64] 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
[01:53.92] (Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)
[02:12.82] Then Sally called back, and asked how I felt,
[02:16.58] And she said "I know how to help
[02:22.97] to get over Alice."
[02:27.04] She said "Now, Alice is gone, but I'm still here.
[02:31.76] You know I've been waiting twenty four years"
[02:36.85] And the big limousine disappeared:
[02:41.45] I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
[02:45.10] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
[02:48.56] 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
[02:53.81] (Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)
[03:11.97] I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
[03:15.83] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
[03:19.08] 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
[03:24.21] (Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)
[03:27.24] Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance,
[03:30.92] To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
[03:34.41] Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
[03:39.86] (Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)
[03:42.66] I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
[03:46.15] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
[03:49.71] 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
[03:54.97] (Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)
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