I Met Elvis at the Nudybar

[00:05.83] Friday night I was sitting by my TV
[00:07.92] Drinking lot's of beer,
[00:09.37] babe how I wished that you could see me
[00:10.82] I was all alone, getting bored and stoned
[00:15.53] So I went downtown to a sleazy nudybar
[00:17.94] Beer and tits for my poor,
[00:19.84] old, broken heart
[00:20.99] I scoped the hooterqueen
[00:22.39] dancing in front of me
[00:26.39] Then I met Elvis at the nudybar
[00:31.56] He was wearing the strippers bra
[00:36.46] I met Elvis at the nudybar
[00:41.73] Make believe Las Vegas-hero kicking ass
[00:46.84] Elvis Aaron Presley kicking ass
[00:49.94] Burned out hero having a blast
[00:51.82] Taking care of business,
[00:53.17] hooters at the stash
[00:54.78] Disgraceland gone, parties till dawn
[00:59.50] Closing time,
[01:00.74] but I don't wanna crawl home
[01:02.10] My sideburns has grown,
[01:03.47] I'm in the Twilight Zone
[01:05.06] Be-Bop-A-Lula-Bum, Memphis here I come!
[01:10.37] Then I met Elvis at the nudybar
[01:15.47] He was wearing the strippers bra
[01:20.33] I met Elvis at the nudybar
[01:25.70] Make believe Las Vegas-hero kicking ass
[01:30.53] Elvis Aaron Presley kicking ass
[01:33.30] Elvis at the stash
[01:35.72] Yeah Elvis kicking ass
[02:20.23] I met Elvis at the nudybar
[02:25.54] He was wearing the strippers bra
[02:30.65] I met Elvis at the nudybar
[02:36.11] Make believe Las Vegas-hero kicking ass
[02:40.97] Elvis Aaron Presley kicking ass
[02:43.88] Elvis at the stash
[02:46.26] Yeah Elvis smoking grass
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