One Upper

[00:17.59] There was one open stool at the bar
[00:19.97] So I sat down right next to him
[00:23.96] Some duded-up dude in a suit and tie
[00:27.23] He was two sheets to the wind
[00:30.64] What started off small talk kept gettin' bigger
[00:33.75] Kinda like his puffed out chest
[00:37.12] Every time I'd say somethin'
[00:39.28] He'd say somethin' to outdo what I said
[00:43.98] He had a faster fast car
[00:45.70] Smoked a finer cigar
[00:47.44] Only drank top shelf
[00:50.30] While he got a little louder
[00:52.07] Went on a little prouder
[00:53.66] I was thinkin' to myself
[00:57.37] I got somethin' money can't buy
[01:00.27] My baby, she's right on the money
[01:03.63] The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top
[01:06.50] The bee's knees with a kiss like honey
[01:10.03] Any hot shot, do me one better
[01:12.41] Try to do me one better, best hang it up
[01:16.62] As long as I got your lovin', I got somethin'
[01:21.44] A one-upper can't one up
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[01:29.74] I said, "Yeah, I fish a little and a matter of fact
[01:32.94] The other day I caught me a big 'un"
[01:36.51] And before I could say what mine weighed
[01:39.46] He was braggin' bass tournament winnin'
[01:43.18] As if he didn't know, he looked down at my boots
[01:46.26] And asked if they were made of real leather
[01:49.49] Just as I was about to lose my cool
[01:52.57] Thought of you and, girl, I kept it together
[01:56.35] 'Cause I got somethin' money can't buy
[01:59.18] My baby, she's right on the money
[02:02.84] The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top
[02:05.92] The bee's knees with a kiss like honey
[02:09.42] Any hot shot, do me one better
[02:11.78] Try to do me one better best hang it up
[02:15.87] As long as I got your lovin', I got somethin'
[02:20.84] A one-upper can't one up
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[02:35.96] I got somethin' that money can't buy
[02:38.85] My baby, she's right on the money
[02:42.45] The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top
[02:45.10] The bee's knees with a kiss like honey
[02:48.66] Any hot shot, do me one better
[02:51.11] Try to do me one better best hang it up
[02:55.27] As long as I got your lovin, I got somethin'
[03:00.13] A one-upper can't one up
[03:06.58] A one-upper can't one up
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