1-800-SMD
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1-800-SMD Lyrics
[00:08.09] I'm a rockstar tryna fuck a pornstar
[00:09.99] And I keep a blade, like Sword Art Online
[00:12.03] How'd you get a sports car? "I don't know, it's not mine"
[00:14.20] Any more questions? Please, hit my hotline
[00:16.77] At 1-800-Suck-A-Motherfuckin'-Dick
[00:18.10] Please, call me up, please, call me up
[00:21.37] I'm young McLovin, got a super bad bitch
[00:23.49] She want me, yeah, she want me, yeah
[00:25.44] If I don't pick up, leave a voicemail
[00:27.91] Rooftop chillin' at the hotel
[00:29.91] Whole game on my back like Odel
[00:32.40] Can't keep up, tell 'em, "Oh, well"
[00:33.91] Now I'm fuckin' bitches and money and that's it
[00:36.13] You don't like the shit that I'm makin', then suck dick
[00:38.20] Carti man, Rick, bunch of mothеrfuckers on the ride up on my wavе
[00:41.53] Out the way 'fore I slap a pussy boy like Brad Pitt, shit
[00:44.45] Momma raised a boy to be a pimp, pimp
[00:46.40] Fur coat vibin' at the Ritz, Ritz
[00:48.53] Good role model for the kids, kids
[00:50.82] Willy went and made another hit
[00:52.46] Last date that I had was a court date
[00:54.32] I'm hard, you soft like sorbet
[00:56.77] Not parfait, no foreplay
[00:58.40] You be lookin' sweet like a strawberry shortcake
[01:00.90] Who you think is next up? I'm better
[01:03.05] I got drank in my cup, like Bender
[01:05.19] That boy said that I suck, whatever
[01:07.19] I got rich and switched up, Bruce Jenner
[01:09.35] At 1-800-Suck-A-Motherfuckin'-Dick
[01:11.44] Please, call me up, please, call me up
[01:13.55] I'm young McLovin, got a super bad bitch
[01:15.65] She want me, yeah, she want me, yeah
[01:17.95] If I don't pick up, leave a voicemail
[01:20.58] Rooftop chillin' at the hotel
[01:22.15] Whole game on my back like Odel
[01:24.71] Can't keep up, tell 'em, "Oh, well"
[01:26.57] I don't like you, you, you
[01:28.42] Hear the phone ring, ring, ring
[01:30.62] Everything new, new, new
[01:32.95] Lookin' like a king, king, king
[01:34.96] Money stack tall, tall, tall
[01:37.38] I'm talkin' Yao Ming, Ming, Ming
[01:39.50] Fuck it, we ball, ball, ball
[01:41.59] I told that boy swing, swing, swing
[01:43.73] I'm soundin' like hey, batter, batter, hey, batter, batter
[01:46.13] Then I watch your brain splatter, splatter, brain splatter, splatter
[01:48.19] On my way up like a ladder, no chitter-chatter
[01:50.28] I don't give a fuck, it don't matter 'less it make my pockets fatter
[01:52.80] You could hear the pitter-patter tappin', I'm at your door
[01:54.81] And I'm attached with a piece of chrome, I'm just so happy to know it
[01:57.06] That you were lackin' while my GPS was trackin' your home
[01:59.23] And I sent it back and if you have it, tell him call at my phone
[02:01.67]
[00:09.99] And I keep a blade, like Sword Art Online
[00:12.03] How'd you get a sports car? "I don't know, it's not mine"
[00:14.20] Any more questions? Please, hit my hotline
[00:16.77] At 1-800-Suck-A-Motherfuckin'-Dick
[00:18.10] Please, call me up, please, call me up
[00:21.37] I'm young McLovin, got a super bad bitch
[00:23.49] She want me, yeah, she want me, yeah
[00:25.44] If I don't pick up, leave a voicemail
[00:27.91] Rooftop chillin' at the hotel
[00:29.91] Whole game on my back like Odel
[00:32.40] Can't keep up, tell 'em, "Oh, well"
[00:33.91] Now I'm fuckin' bitches and money and that's it
[00:36.13] You don't like the shit that I'm makin', then suck dick
[00:38.20] Carti man, Rick, bunch of mothеrfuckers on the ride up on my wavе
[00:41.53] Out the way 'fore I slap a pussy boy like Brad Pitt, shit
[00:44.45] Momma raised a boy to be a pimp, pimp
[00:46.40] Fur coat vibin' at the Ritz, Ritz
[00:48.53] Good role model for the kids, kids
[00:50.82] Willy went and made another hit
[00:52.46] Last date that I had was a court date
[00:54.32] I'm hard, you soft like sorbet
[00:56.77] Not parfait, no foreplay
[00:58.40] You be lookin' sweet like a strawberry shortcake
[01:00.90] Who you think is next up? I'm better
[01:03.05] I got drank in my cup, like Bender
[01:05.19] That boy said that I suck, whatever
[01:07.19] I got rich and switched up, Bruce Jenner
[01:09.35] At 1-800-Suck-A-Motherfuckin'-Dick
[01:11.44] Please, call me up, please, call me up
[01:13.55] I'm young McLovin, got a super bad bitch
[01:15.65] She want me, yeah, she want me, yeah
[01:17.95] If I don't pick up, leave a voicemail
[01:20.58] Rooftop chillin' at the hotel
[01:22.15] Whole game on my back like Odel
[01:24.71] Can't keep up, tell 'em, "Oh, well"
[01:26.57] I don't like you, you, you
[01:28.42] Hear the phone ring, ring, ring
[01:30.62] Everything new, new, new
[01:32.95] Lookin' like a king, king, king
[01:34.96] Money stack tall, tall, tall
[01:37.38] I'm talkin' Yao Ming, Ming, Ming
[01:39.50] Fuck it, we ball, ball, ball
[01:41.59] I told that boy swing, swing, swing
[01:43.73] I'm soundin' like hey, batter, batter, hey, batter, batter
[01:46.13] Then I watch your brain splatter, splatter, brain splatter, splatter
[01:48.19] On my way up like a ladder, no chitter-chatter
[01:50.28] I don't give a fuck, it don't matter 'less it make my pockets fatter
[01:52.80] You could hear the pitter-patter tappin', I'm at your door
[01:54.81] And I'm attached with a piece of chrome, I'm just so happy to know it
[01:57.06] That you were lackin' while my GPS was trackin' your home
[01:59.23] And I sent it back and if you have it, tell him call at my phone
[02:01.67]
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