Race

[00:00.61] What's going on? Racism's still big
[00:02.05] Everybody's pissed off
[00:03.78] Black people yelling racism
[00:05.60] White people yelling reverse racism
[00:07.88] Chinese people yelling sideways racism
[00:11.78] Everybody's pissed off
[00:13.65] Everybody become local
[00:14.74] Nobody got worse than Indians
[00:16.10] Indians got it real fucked up
[00:19.14] Indians got it so bad
[00:19.72] When's the last time you met two Indians?
[00:23.19] You ain't never met two Indians
[00:25.25] You met one, one month, three years later
[00:27.32] You might have met another one
[00:29.02] I have seen more polar bears than Indians in my lifetime
[00:34.95] Racism's big, men, everybody's pissed off
[00:37.79] Pissed the fuck off, pissed the fuck off
[00:40.44] Who is the most pissed off, white people mad
[00:43.08] White people men, I watch the news
[00:45.14] They got more issue, even the Columbine kids
[00:48.14] Was looking for brothers, men, it is not
[00:50.59] Men, white people mad, always on the news
[00:52.59] Complaining we're losing everything, we're losing everything
[00:55.85] We're losing the country affirmative action quotas, we're losing everything
[01:00.74] Yeah, y'all ain't losing shit
[01:05.42] The white men ain't losing shit
[01:06.83] If y'all losing, who's winning? It ain't us!
[01:11.37] I drove around this motherfucker, that ain't us
[01:15.55] Don't let Shaq fool you
[01:19.55] Everybody don't get a cut of that check
[01:23.40] Shit, there ain't a white man in this room
[01:25.86] That would change places with me, and I'm rich
[01:35.90] That's how good it is to be white
[01:38.89] There's a one-legged busboy in here right now
[01:41.56] Going, I don't want to change
[01:44.68] I'm going to ride this white thing out, see where it takes me
[01:51.37] Because when you're white, the sky's the limit
[01:53.82] When you're black, the limit's the sky
[01:58.72] Don't go past that cloud
[02:02.07] That shit should've had
[02:04.26] That's right, men, racist
[02:06.24] You know who the most racist people are?
[02:07.86] The most racist people?
[02:08.51] Old black men
[02:12.26] Nothing more racist than old black men
[02:14.88] You find an old black man
[02:15.97] I know some of you white people are like
[02:17.05] I know of an old black man at my job
[02:19.23] Willie, he's so nice, Willie hates your guts
[02:26.94] Willie won't kill you
[02:34.30] You find a brother like in his 60s, look
[02:37.98] Old black men can't stand, nobody
[02:41.24] Old black men is mad
[02:43.09] The old black men went through some real racism
[02:45.43] He ain't go through that, I can't get a cab shit
[02:48.58] He was the cab
[02:50.81] White men just jumped on his back
[02:52.26] Main Street, left, nigga! Left!
[03:00.75] You know what's funny, though?
[03:01.46] I love old black men, because they know how to play the game, men
[03:03.32] Old black men
[03:04.25] Whenever an old black man sees an old white man
[03:06.43] The old black men always kisses the old white men's ass
[03:09.02] Always real nice, like, how are you doing, sir? Please, defeat me
[03:11.14] Whenever I can get you, you let me know
[03:15.00] Soon as the white men get out of sight, he's like
[03:18.90] Cracker-ass cracker, cracker-ass cracker
[03:22.01] I'll put my foot in the cracker-ass, cracker-ass cracker
[03:24.72] I wish that cracker would have said some shit to me
[03:27.93] Throw it up in this motherfucker cracker-ass cracker
[03:29.89] Motherfucking saltine-ass motherfucker cracker
[03:34.58] Soon as the white men come back hard and say
[03:44.77] I got an uncle real crazy, uncle B, 55 years old
[03:48.75] Hates white people, married to a white lady
[03:53.60] And he's sitting around going
[03:54.23] You know, these crackers ain't shit, except for Susie
[04:00.54] He tried to explain the whole thing to me one day
[04:02.26] He said, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a white wife
[04:04.19] I love her, she loves me, that's all that matter, but I tell you this
[04:07.28] If the revolution ever come, I'll kill her first
[04:12.30] Just to show these crackers I mean business
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