Pints

[00:01.60] I was born with the thirst of Christ
[00:04.33] And I said to the nurse, jays I'd murder a pint
[00:07.54] Me Mother offered me the tit
[00:10.56] And I said "have ya anything stronger with it?"
[00:13.59] So, after school, I was horsing bricks and mortar
[00:17.28] 6 years old, sogg'n pints of porter
[00:20.20] I had a beard when I was seven
[00:23.29] I bought a bungalow off me uncle Kevin
[00:26.16] I was fixing auld trailers, welding auld gates
[00:29.64] Had my first girlfriend by the age of eight
[00:32.79] And by 9 I bought a John Deer
[00:35.69] I stuck the fecking thing into O'Donovan's pier
[00:40.13] Cos Monday I'd go drinking, Tuesday I'd go drinking
[00:43.60] Wednesday I'd go drinking and on Thursday too
[00:46.36] And Friday I'd go drinking, Saturday I'd go drinking
[00:49.89] Sunday shur I'd go for wan or two
[00:52.57] Hey!
[00:52.99] Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints
[00:57.44] You'll have an auld pint
[00:59.10] Pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints
[01:03.81] Lovely cans
[01:05.39] They kicked me out, cos I wouldn't go to school
[01:08.11] Well I got an auld van and a set of tools
[01:11.32] I was put off the road when I was twelve
[01:14.60] And that was when I started on the top shelf
[01:17.53] I gatecrashed a christening, I didn't know the baby
[01:20.75] Got off with his grandmother, she was fresh for 80
[01:24.00] They called my mother and my aunt Denise
[01:27.02] The doctor, the guards and the parish priest
[01:31.52] Cos, Monday I'd go drinking, Tuesday I'd go drinking
[01:35.05] Wednesday I'd go drinking and on Thursday too
[01:37.82] And Friday I'd go drinking, Saturday I'd go drinking
[01:41.26] Sunday shur I'd go for wan or two
[01:44.00] Hey!
[01:44.49] Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints
[01:48.95] You'll have an auld pint
[01:50.68] Pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints
[01:55.29] Lovely cans
[01:56.75] The doctor said I should give it up
[01:59.34] I said sorry ma, you know I love an auld sup
[02:02.74] Then the bottle started talking to me
[02:05.74] It said "always drink responsibly"
[02:10.44] So here's to you, Arthur Guinness, John Jamerson, J Smithwick
[02:16.99] I'm gonna ate lettuce and mind myself but every now and then
[02:24.54] On Monday I'd go drinking, Tuesday I'd go drinking
[02:28.01] Wednesday I'd go drinking and on Thursday too
[02:30.87] And Friday I'd go drinking, Saturday I'd go drinking
[02:34.22] Sunday shur I'd go for wan or two
[02:37.02] Hey!
[02:37.24] Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints, Pints
[02:41.86] You'll have an auld pint
[02:43.67] Pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints
[02:48.29] Lovely cans
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