Bruce

[00:00.89] Bruce Bogtrotter
[00:04.42] Yes, miss?
[00:08.57] You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce?
[00:12.07] Yes, Miss Trunchbull! And I'm very sorry
[00:14.06] Oh, no, no, no, no, no. As long as you enjoyed the cake.
[00:18.16] That's the main thing
[00:19.90] Is it?
[00:21.27] Yes! Bogtrotter, it is
[00:22.83] Oh. Well, I did. Thank you
[00:26.20] Wonderful. Marvellous. That makes me so happy.
[00:28.18] It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine. Oh, cook . .
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[00:40.35] What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Lost your appetite?
[00:43.92] Well, yes. I'm full
[00:46.11] Oh, no, you are not "full". I'll tell you when you are full.
[00:49.85] And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake
[00:53.32] But
[00:54.38] No "buts". You haven't got time for "but". Eat
[00:55.51] But I can't eat it all!
[00:56.66] Headmistress, he'll be sick!
[00:59.29] He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake!
[01:04.09] Eat!
[01:05.17] He can't!
[01:06.20] Eat!
[01:07.03] He surely can't!
[01:08.42] Eat!
[01:08.82] He might explode!
[01:09.78] Eat!!
[01:12.00] A single slice
[01:13.16] Or even two, Bruce
[01:15.16] Might have been nice
[01:15.85] But even you, Bruce
[01:17.95] Have to admit
[01:19.88] Between you and it
[01:22.12] There's not a lot of difference in size
[01:25.42] He can't! (He can! Bruce!)
[01:26.64] He surely can't!
[01:27.68] He surely can't! (You are the man, Bruce!)
[01:30.14] He might explode!
[01:31.70] (He's quite elastic . . .)
[01:33.33] He's going to blow. Make him stop!
[01:36.03] (He's fantastic! Look at him go!)
[01:37.49] I can't watch!
[01:38.77] I think in effect
[01:40.56] This must confirm, Bruce
[01:42.50] What we all suspected
[01:44.63] You have a worm
[01:45.67] Bruce!
[01:46.06] Or maybe your largeness
[01:47.16] Is like the TARDIS:
[01:49.83] Considerably roomier inside
[01:53.36] He can't! (He can!)
[01:54.94] He surely can't!
[01:55.50] He surely can't! (You are the man, Bruce!)
[01:57.96] B-R-O-O-C-E!
[02:02.17] Bruce!
[02:03.91] You'll never again be subject to abuse
[02:06.18] For your immense caboose
[02:08.66] She'll call a truce, Bruce
[02:11.01] With every swallow, you are tightening the noose
[02:14.53] We never thought it was possible
[02:17.41] But here it is, coming true:
[02:19.88] We can have our cake and it it too!
[02:24.60] The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use
[02:28.40] No excuse, Bruce
[02:31.49] Let out your belt. I think you'll want your trousers loose
[02:34.62] Oh
[02:36.04] Stuff it in. (Bruce!) You're almost finished. (Bruce!)
[02:37.98] You'll fit it in
[02:38.96] Whatever you do, just don't give in
[02:40.64] Don't let her win
[02:42.50] Come on, Bruce, be our hero
[02:45.59] Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
[02:53.82] It's too much! It's just too much!
[02:55.69] Go on, Bruce. Do it
[02:57.96] Silence!
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[03:12.82] Oh
[03:13.91] Bruce!
[03:17.22] You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose
[03:21.69] She'll call a truce, Bruce
[03:24.17] Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose
[03:27.95] We never thought it was possible
[03:30.85] But here it is, coming true:
[03:32.51] We can have our cake and eat it –
[03:37.46] Ah-ah-aah-ah
[03:42.11] Ah-ah-aah-ah
[03:46.29] Ah-ah-aah-ah
[03:51.07] Ah-ah-aah-ah
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[04:00.69] Go on, Brucey!
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