Charge It

[00:20.37] Well, you can Telex my accountant
[00:22.28] Call up Tele-Credit, too
[00:23.40] I know they send a monthly statement
[00:25.04] But I've never read it through
[00:26.50] You say you won't accept my Visa
[00:28.27] Or American Express
[00:29.86] The computer is suspicious
[00:31.47] 'Cause I've got no fixed address
[00:33.07] Lady, that's a valid document
[00:34.83] Check out the way I'm dressed!
[00:36.10] You know the way I'm feelin' now,
[00:37.73] I'd take a lie-detector test!
[00:39.80] Paradise lost for capital gain
[00:42.82] Traded for a ticket on the gravy train
[00:45.73] I can amortize the cost,
[00:47.34] With a minimum of pain
[00:49.04] But I need it for a write off,
[00:50.71] Can't take another night off
[00:52.36] You know I never carry change...
[00:54.68] I just charge it
[00:57.26] Where do I sign?
[00:58.89] Charge it
[01:00.27] Show me the dotted line
[01:02.05] Charge it
[01:03.68] I don't have the time to waste
[01:06.64] Charge it
[01:08.22] Oh, don't mess around
[01:10.02] Charge it
[01:11.28] I got to get downtown
[01:13.07] 'Cause I promised to deliver
[01:14.64] To live up to the letter of the Lord,
[01:16.56] I'm in a state of grace
[01:18.65] Yeah, Baby, Yeah
[01:24.04] Oh! Oh!
[01:33.60] Well, I've enjoyed us doing business
[01:41.86] But I really must confess
[01:43.21] This pompous attitute just isn't calculated to impress
[01:46.27] There's a driver in my car outside
[01:48.13] Who's easily distressed
[01:49.68] Lady, when he's through with you
[01:51.11] He's gonna leave your face a mess!
[01:53.04] Paradise lost for capital gain
[01:56.02] Traded for a ticket on the gravy train
[01:58.91] I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain
[02:02.06] But I need it for a write off
[02:03.76] Can't take another night off
[02:05.45] You know I never carry change
[02:08.51] I just Charge it
[02:10.47] Where do I sign?
[02:11.92] Charge it
[02:13.49] Show me the dotted line
[02:15.13] Charge it
[02:16.62] I don't have the time to waste
[02:19.77] Charge it
[02:21.29] Oh, don't mess around
[02:23.10] Charge it
[02:24.31] I got to get downtown
[02:25.92] 'Cause I promised to deliver
[02:27.62] To live up to the letter of the Lord,
[02:29.80] I'm in a state of grace
[02:31.89] There goes that feelin', Babe
[02:45.86] Equal opportunity there!
[03:02.96] Charge it
[03:04.34] Where do I sign?
[03:06.01] Charge it
[03:07.57] Show me the dotted line
[03:09.11] Charge it
[03:10.52] I don't have the time to waste
[03:13.44] Oh, don't mess around, Babe
[03:17.64] Don't mess around, Babe
[03:21.91] Charge it
[03:23.45] Where do I sign?
[03:24.98] Charge it
[03:26.43] Show me the dotted line
[03:30.56] I don't have the time to
[03:31.85] Charge it
[03:33.39] What is that?
[03:36.12] A blue one? I don't have a blue one!
[03:39.06] A red one? I don't have a red one!
[03:41.57] Oh, just that gold one
[03:45.45] I don't know, do they come in platinum?
[03:47.86] Oh!
[03:56.40] Where do I sign?
[03:59.77] I don't know...
[04:00.53] Maybe I can just make my mark...
[04:02.90] I don't know, do you read?
[04:06.07] Are you literate, Babe?
[04:09.25] Are you numerate, Babe?
[04:12.42] Do you get laid, Babe?
[04:18.50] I don't carry green, it's just...
[04:20.55] It makes such a bulge in the pocket
[04:23.41] You like the suit?
[04:26.47] There's... there's something in the piping in the back
[04:30.21] I wanted to have changed,
[04:31.76] But my spanish tailor didn't fly in last week
[04:34.58] You know him? He's called Manuel
[04:36.59] But he always makes the pocket so that if you put money in it, It looks so ugly
[04:41.17] Oh, cash, Babe
[04:43.10] ...Cash
[04:54.03] Oh, fine! Send for the manager!
[04:58.21] You can't be the manager!
[05:01.81] Are you kidding?
[05:08.68] There's a serious problem in personel!
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