Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh

Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Haha, Haha
Time I tried to get a better, better half!

Poor fool, he doesn't know!
Hoho, Hoho
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!

"Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?"

"He's here: the Phantom of the Opera
It's him
Your part is silent, little toad!"

"A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad"

Serafimo, away with this pretense!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my-
(Croak)
Poor fool, he makes me laugh -
Ah!
Ha- (croak) (croak)

"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize
The performance will continue in ten minutes' time
When the role of the Countess will be sung by Miss Christine Da'ae"
"In the meantime Ladies and gentlemen-
We shall be giving you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera-
Maestro, The Ballet, now"

"Raoul, Raoul!"
"Christine! Come with me!"
"Raoul, take that route-
We'll be safe there"

"Ladies and gentlemen! please remain in your seats!
Do not panic, it's simply an accident!
An Accident!"