We Wish You a Merry Christmas

[00:05.95] We wish you a merry Christmas
[00:08.61] We wish you a merry Christmas
[00:11.46] We wish you a merry Christmas
[00:14.10] And a happy New Year
[00:16.99] We wish you the best day ever
[00:19.57] And hope all your Christmas endeavors
[00:22.48] Are super-fun, amazing, and clever
[00:25.07] And that your New Year's rocks, too
[00:27.92] Oh, come tell me what'cha doin'
[00:30.62] All my relatives just flew in
[00:33.37] From Mexico and Jerusalem
[00:36.16] For the holidays
[00:38.84] Both Christmas trees and menorahs
[00:41.66] It can be confusing for us
[00:44.31] When we break into a chorus
[00:46.96] Of "olé" (olé) and "oy vey" (oy vey)
[00:49.88] Good missions I'll give
[00:51.76] To agents A through Z
[00:53.45] Carl, get away from that punch bowl
[00:55.43] I'm saving that for me (sorry, sir)
[00:57.54] We wish you a Perry Christmas
[01:00.20] We wish you a Perry Christmas
[01:03.08] We wish you a Perry Christmas
[01:05.74] And a- New Year
[01:08.50] I wish for a calculator
[01:11.13] Slash-Hindi-English translator
[01:13.88] To find a common denominator
[01:16.72] In both of my tongues
[01:19.46] Good wedgies I'll give
[01:21.26] To all of you nerds
[01:23.06] That's how I say "merry Christmas"
[01:24.92] I ain't good with words
[01:27.15] I wish you would let me rule you
[01:29.93] In evil, I'm going to school you
[01:32.62] I won't sugarcoat or fool you
[01:35.34] Your New Year's looks grim
[01:38.10] I warn you, my new -inator
[01:40.80] Will force you to serve me later
[01:43.51] So why not just choose to cater
[01:46.22] To my every whim?
[01:49.03] We wish your every endeavor
[01:51.79] Makes this the best Christmas ever
[01:54.58] And we're all so glad that we will never
[01:57.27] Mention figgy pudding
[01:59.95] Oh, great, well now we've mentioned it
[02:06.70] You know, no one would have noticed if you'd have just kept your mouth shut
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