Parade

[00:07.18] White man in white pants was dancing
[00:09.00] Inside out and lost his ass
[00:09.95] A little black girl on black rollerblades
[00:13.85] Found his butt and picked it up
[00:15.65] And gave it back and said "hey pops,
[00:17.65] C'mon down we're having a parade!"
[00:21.28] Everybody in this town
[00:23.02] Is turning brown, it's summertime
[00:24.92] C'mon down we're having a parade
[00:28.53] Don't answer your phone, let it sing
[00:30.48] And join the orchestra of rings
[00:32.23] That will be our soundtrack for today
[00:35.91] A million people realize there's better things to do
[00:39.52] Than wasting their whole lives being accessible to you
[00:43.23] Like throwing off their clothes and marching down the avenue
[00:46.88] Singing "i'm in new york city, don't i look so pretty? hey!"
[01:05.17] Mike bloomberg and jesse jackson
[01:09.65] Sit in tompkins square relaxin'
[01:11.59] Reach a stalemate start another game
[01:15.13] Sarah jessica, tawana,
[01:17.07] And the indian jane fonda
[01:18.86] Eating mr. softies in the shade
[01:22.55] A big fat mama in a thong
[01:24.43] And a college girl with nothing on
[01:26.25] Share a laugh over a lemonade
[01:29.94] Seven foot trannies trading tricks
[01:31.70] With business men on pogo sticks
[01:33.56] 'Cause everyone's invited, hip hooray!
[01:37.37] A million people realizing that reality
[01:41.01] Is much more real outside their door than it is on TV
[01:44.68] A plethora of specimens have taken to the street
[01:47.35] Singing "i'm in new york city, don't i look so pretty? hey!"
[02:09.31] It's summertime in new york city
[02:11.23] And the people aren't just plain old pretty
[02:13.01] They're hot as hell, i think i'm gonna faint
[02:16.68] Even the junkies and the hari krishnas
[02:18.59] And the guy who spray paints solar systems
[02:20.39] On the backs of plastic paper plates
[02:24.09] It's so hot you could fry an egg
[02:25.82] On the back of the pit-bull humping my leg
[02:27.63] I kinda like it, what more can i say?
[02:31.38] 'Cept here comes hot dog in her wig
[02:33.16] She's three times a lady, sweating like a pig
[02:35.04] The sun is shining everything's okay
[02:39.60] A million people realize a smile on someone's face
[02:43.29] Is even more contagious than west nile or sars or aids
[02:46.92] And what makes people smile more than a big parade
[02:50.58] Through the streets of new york city
[02:52.35] Where everyone's so pretty
[02:54.22] Life used to be so shitty
[02:56.01] But it's summertime, summertime, summertime, wooooooooo!
[03:17.12] White man in white pants was dancing
[03:18.99] Inside out and lost his ass
[03:20.77] A little black girl on black rollerblades
[03:24.45] Found his butt and picked it up
[03:26.24] And gave it back and said "hey pops,
[03:28.01] C'mon down we're having a parade,
[03:31.75] C'mon down we're having a parade,
[03:35.30] C'mon down we're having a parade,
[03:41.28] Woohoo! hey!"
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