Women Lose Weight (feat. Slick Rick) - Instrumental

[00:01.06] What a surpriser
[00:02.18] Open your eyes, a
[00:03.27] Woman advisor
[00:05.12] The name of this entertainment is
[00:06.42] Women lose weight
[00:07.67] Our first years of marriage everything was just great
[00:09.16] But after two kids
[00:11.34] And the weight gain factors
[00:12.96] Fact is, now she's completely unattractive
[00:15.31] Look, fat chicks
[00:16.36] I don't mean to sound rude
[00:17.68] I tell her nice, hit the gym
[00:18.86] And don't eat so much food
[00:20.15] But no...
[00:21.33] "You're shallow
[00:22.14] You need to run the course of unconditional love and so forth"
[00:25.40] But how if desire's not there
[00:27.38] That's just delayment
[00:28.34] Divorces, child support, alimony payments
[00:30.59] My unhappiness I doubt discourage
[00:32.94] So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:35.78] Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed
[00:38.11] "When you gonna leave your wife?"
[00:39.56] I tell her soon, mommy, soon, I assume
[00:41.65] Or my destiny is blue
[00:43.56] Interestingly
[00:44.32] The only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:47.05] What a surpriser
[00:48.33] Open your eyes, a
[00:49.72] Woman advisor
[00:50.94] I'm gonna have to kill her
[00:52.30] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[00:54.90] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[00:56.81] Kill her
[00:57.62] What a surprise
[00:58.83] Open your eyes
[01:00.19] Woman advisor
[01:01.38] I'm gonna have to kill her
[01:02.57] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[01:04.75] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[01:06.90] My plans against or shenanigans
[01:07.93] Kinda ran thin
[01:09.34] Knowin' nothing about poisoning
[01:10.76] And I cant swim
[01:12.09] Bad intentions pumping
[01:13.28] Might as well become numb
[01:14.50] Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[01:16.99] But the catch is, do I have the nerve to dispatch this
[01:19.77] Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick
[01:22.74] Guess I'll have to play a dude robbin' on wednesday
[01:24.99] The day she usually goes food shopping
[01:27.59] Anyway, long story short, hit the side of her Chrysler
[01:30.83] Sent her clean over the divider
[01:32.40] "You bastard!" she said as the wreck went tumblin' down the hill
[01:36.36] I thought, "She has to be dead"
[01:37.79] Later on get a call
[01:39.27] (From a) Lieutenant O'Rourke
[01:40.49] (Had me) leapin like a frog
[01:41.64] We need you at the morgue
[01:43.60] So I selfishly pursued
[01:45.41] "Boo-hoo" there was nothing else for me to do, I had to kill her
[01:48.99] What a surpriser
[01:50.21] Open your eyes, a
[01:51.72] Woman advisor
[01:52.60] C'mon y'all, you know I had to kill her
[01:53.93] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[01:56.55] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[01:58.70] Kill her
[01:59.42] What a surpriser
[02:00.52] Open your eyes, a
[02:01.95] Woman advisor
[02:02.92] I had to kill her
[02:04.56] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[02:07.20] Send her ass right to the morgue miss
[02:08.99] So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run?
[02:13.05] No sir we don't have no clues right now
[02:14.69] This is terrible, what am I gonna tell the kids?
[02:16.39] Pull yourself together, sir
[02:18.05] I'm so broken up inside, I just can't believe this
[02:21.44] I understand, I understand
[02:22.94] Catch the person who did this
[02:25.34] We're gonna try sir
[02:27.14] Please
[02:28.38] Screamin' "Who done took my heart?" actin' shooken up a lot
[02:31.74] At the funeral, though everyone was lookin at me odd, like I did it
[02:35.21] Like I was the reason my mate's slain, murmuring
[02:37.77] "I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
[02:40.12] While my secretary, sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
[02:43.32] All she does is order from restaurants
[02:45.14] "All of the sex you want"
[02:46.56] I doubt could address, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
[02:50.17] Talkin to detectives that was waitin' outside
[02:52.89] How I took a long lunch break day the wife died
[02:55.18] I darn near turned pale
[02:56.62] And because of betrayal they indicted me, gave me an impossible bail
[03:00.32] Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[03:02.88] Moral of the story is
[03:04.38] Desire is important
[03:05.90] So watch your weight
[03:06.90] It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
[03:08.56] Though looking back I realised I didn't have to kill her
[03:11.63] What a surpriser
[03:12.76] Open your eyes, a
[03:14.12] Woman advisor
[03:15.25] I didn't have to kill her
[03:16.65] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[03:19.48] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[03:21.17] I killed her
[03:22.06] What a surpriser
[03:23.37] Open your eyes, a
[03:24.66] Woman advisor
[03:25.62] I didn't have to kill her
[03:27.11] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[03:29.65] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[03:32.34] Well there you have it
[03:33.58] Keep thin trim
[03:35.35] Keep your marriage healthy
[03:36.89] Do you know what I mean?
[03:38.22] Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the Ruler
[03:46.68] Peace
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