Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day

[00:07.54] I want to tell you, I might as well do
[00:12.54] About a girl I met back in May
[00:17.08] Her name is Rita and you should see her
[00:21.24] And she goes ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day
[00:25.11] She's got a brother like any other
[00:29.87] Who got his nose caught inside a gate
[00:34.22] And when they freed him, it so relieved him
[00:38.42] He just went ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day
[00:42.34] You wouldn't think to look at me that I was strong
[00:46.86] But underneath it all, I really am
[00:50.87] And just to prove it, why only the other day
[00:55.59] I picked a needle up with one hand
[01:01.88] Now, up in Bradford a chap named Radford
[01:05.92] While taking part in a local play
[01:10.43] Was intercepted and then suspected
[01:14.68] Of going ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day
[01:18.68] Hey, hey...
[01:21.80] Who's that lady I saw you with?
[01:25.50] It was not your wife
[01:29.36] It looked to me suspiciously
[01:34.73] Like someone I have never seen before in my life
[01:38.36] Doo-doo doo-di-doo
[01:42.52] Doo-doo doo-di-doo
[01:46.25] Doo-doo doo-di-doo
[01:50.35] Doo-doo doo-di-doo
[01:55.18] It's not suprising when you come to think of it
[01:59.67] Just what it is that makes people swear
[02:03.56] You only have to sing about bleepin' thing
[02:07.97] And there'll be bleeping ev'ry-bleeping-where
[02:14.46] Now, if you love me, you're not above me
[02:18.52] And if you don't, well, what can I say
[02:22.92] Except we'll see when you come to tea, then
[02:27.35] You can go ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day
[02:30.04] Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
[02:31.88] Ooh
[02:33.65] Wakka-doo
[02:35.69] Wakka-day
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