TikTok Machine

[00:05.78] We got Island Boys and uncut jams
[00:09.48] I miss Dixie and Addison
[00:12.46] Like Abby said, "Don't let sadness stop you from happiness"
[00:15.93] We brought these two outta retirement
[00:19.73] This guy's got way too much rhythm
[00:22.44] Looks like Charli's got some competition
[00:25.97] Who's this cutie? My heart literally can't take this
[00:29.65] Emotional damage, now that's an entrance
[00:32.89] And I'm not saying all my problems
[00:36.28] Would go away if I had this in my life
[00:39.33] But I don't know if I don't try (ha)
[00:45.06] Opens comments
[00:46.40] This is why I internet
[00:49.37] I'm gonna tell my therapist 'cause
[00:52.88] Some things you cannot unsee
[00:54.41] Ain't gon' lie that shit scares me
[00:56.07] Make me so happy, OMG
[00:57.90] On the TikTok machine
[01:00.75] And I can't believe this app is free
[01:04.14] I can't believe this app is free
[01:09.35] Speechless, obsessed, you look drop-dead gorgeous
[01:12.67] He was not impressed, what was your thought process?
[01:15.77] Absolute legend, you made this trend, ten out of ten
[01:17.54] Baller status a hundred percent, never argue
[01:19.27] With a toddler, you'll never win
[01:20.37] Something about these videos gives me serotonin
[01:22.58] Ninety-nine million followers and he's never said a word
[01:26.13] Beer gone, phone gone, at least he hit the water
[01:29.23] This is why I internet
[01:32.38] I'm gonna tell my therapist
[01:35.76] Never seen a dog sink so quickly
[01:37.62] Man, this really triggers me
[01:39.17] Turn hate to positivity, sheesh, y'all silly
[01:43.92] I can't believe this app
[01:45.86] Why he squamshy, squitchy, skrunkely, scwumbly
[01:50.00] Squimbly, scrongly, sblooshy, sbloshy
[01:53.27] Squimchy baby
[01:56.73] What's this comment section?
[01:59.06] I should stop scrolling
[02:00.46] But this is why I internet
[02:04.01] I'm gonna tell my therapist
[02:07.09] Don't claim your negative energy
[02:08.93] Gave me such anxiety
[02:10.43] My feed knows me better than me
[02:12.37] Absolutely jiggy
[02:15.32] And I can't believe this app is free
[02:17.84] I'm scared of the tiny hat, I relate to this cat
[02:21.14] The second dog is like, "Hold up, let me try that"
[02:23.63] I'm so confused in a good way, the other Squid Games
[02:26.49] This is exactly what I needed
[02:30.20] And I can't believe this app is free
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