Never Getting Laid

[00:22.23] We were so happy, why not mix it up?
[00:27.37] I'm so at peace, yeah, I can't drink enough
[00:32.66] No way to know just who you're thinkin' of
[00:37.82] I just wish you didn't have a mind (Ah)
[00:42.52] That could flip like a switch
[00:45.08] That could wander and drift
[00:47.59] To a neighboring bitch
[00:50.20] When just the other night, you said you need me, what gives?
[00:55.63] How did it come to this?
[00:58.06] Boy, I know where you live
[01:02.36] Baby, I'm not angry
[01:04.99] Love you just the same
[01:07.72] I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
[01:12.59] And all your days are sunny
[01:15.48] From your windowpane
[01:18.27] Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
[01:21.74] And a forever of never getting laid
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[01:30.13] I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
[01:35.14] Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
[01:40.57] Us girls are fun, but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
[01:45.85] And you've got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)
[01:50.49] Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
[01:53.08] I was so confident (Confident)
[01:55.53] 'Til the thought of it hit
[01:58.26] That any given night, you could be using your lips
[02:03.10] On a girl with big tits
[02:05.97] Boy, I know where you live
[02:10.18] Baby, I'm not angry
[02:12.81] Love you just the same
[02:15.37] I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
[02:20.40] And all your days are sunny from your windowpane (Sunny from your windowpane)
[02:26.15] I wish you a lifetime full of happiness
[02:29.44] And a forever of never getting laid
[02:33.93] (Forever, mm)
[02:40.05] A forever of never getting laid
[02:45.14] (Mm, hmm)
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[02:58.27] At the end of the rainbow
[03:01.67] I hope you find
[03:05.54] A good whole lot of nothing
[03:08.87] 'Cause you're still inside
[03:12.67] And abstinence is just a state of mind
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