Never Getting Laid

[00:22.45] We were so happy, why not mix it up?
[00:27.64] I'm so at peace, yeah, I can't drink enough
[00:32.85] No way to know just who you're thinkin' of
[00:37.87] I just wish you didn't have a mind (ah)
[00:42.57] That could flip like a switch
[00:45.14] That could wander and drift
[00:47.97] To a neighboring -
[00:50.47] When just the other night, you said you need me, what gives?
[00:55.68] How did it come to this?
[00:58.23] Boy, I know where you live
[01:02.53] Baby, I'm not angry
[01:05.18] Love you just the same
[01:07.76] I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
[01:12.82] And all your days are sunny
[01:15.58] From your windowpane
[01:18.52] Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
[01:21.66] And a forever of never getting laid
[01:30.30] I think this schedule could be very nice (very nice)
[01:35.47] Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
[01:40.73] Us girls are fun, but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
[01:45.86] And you've got a right hand anyway (and only yesterday)
[01:50.46] Was when we called it quits (called it quits)
[01:53.11] I was so confident (confident)
[01:55.79] 'Til the thought of it hit
[01:58.33] That any given night, you could be using your lips
[02:03.52] On a girl with big -
[02:06.07] Boy, I know where you live
[02:10.42] Baby, I'm not angry
[02:13.03] Love you just the same
[02:15.64] I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
[02:20.63] And all your days are sunny (sunny from your windowpane)
[02:23.59] From your windowpane
[02:26.29] I wish you a lifetime full of happiness
[02:29.59] And a forever of never getting laid (forever, mm-mm)
[02:39.96] A forever of never getting laid (laid, mm)
[02:58.26] At the end of the rainbow, I hope you find
[03:05.53] A good whole lot of nothin' 'cause you're still inside
[03:12.64] And abstinence is just a state of mind
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