Fool Proof

[00:02.54] The only ring I gave her came collect from county
[00:07.74] She finally called it quits and said she's better off without me
[00:12.70] And I'd be better off if I could stay out of this glass
[00:17.78] But on this here stool, this here fool is swearin' she'll come back
[00:22.64] She says I ain't got a shot, but I'm sittin' here with two
[00:28.09] I can't stop falling off the top of good old Mountain Dew
[00:33.14] They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into
[00:38.08] They don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor
[00:41.31] Black label, loudmouth soup
[00:43.26] Fool proof, mm, oh-yeah
[00:48.85] It's like it sees me comin', and pours itself into
[00:54.16] A man who's down to nothin', feelin' Johnny Walker Blue
[00:59.32] It makes me dial her number when it makes me drink enough
[01:04.36] And it wakes me up hungover, and makes her keep on hangin' up
[01:09.23] Sayin' I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two
[01:14.62] I can't stop falling off the top of good old Mountain Dew
[01:19.64] They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into
[01:24.60] They don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor
[01:27.70] Black label, loudmouth soup
[01:29.61] Fool proof, mm
[01:32.42] Mm
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[01:56.13] Fool me once, you'll fool me twice
[01:58.59] Just fool me strong and over ice
[02:02.48] 'Cause I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two
[02:07.47] I can't stop falling off the top of good old Mountain Dew
[02:12.65] They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into
[02:17.50] They don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor
[02:20.64] Black label, loudmouth soup
[02:22.64] Fool proof
[02:27.86] Fool proof
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