Mario & Link

[00:00.98] Hello there
[00:01.88] It's Frank
[00:03.15] And this song is dedicated to Mario and Link
[00:06.14] Due to their undying perseverance
[00:08.19] Which I'm not sure I should do the same, but
[00:11.74] Mario's never getting some
[00:13.71] And Link's never getting some
[00:15.09] So why would princesses love me
[00:16.85] I'm not really making moves
[00:18.62] I'm just kinda breathing
[00:20.03] I work at fucking pizza places just so I keep eating
[00:22.74] That's the type of shit
[00:23.98] To make me go and smoke a fucking pack of smokes a day
[00:26.04] That's the type of shit to make me ask my father "Are you okay?"
[00:29.18] That's the type of shit to make me buy a flask for twenty five
[00:32.24] And fill it up with Taka Vodka, only four ninety nine
[00:35.24] That's the type of shit to make me write a song and fucking pray
[00:37.99] That this one's better than the one that I wrote yesterday
[00:40.79] Or yesteryear
[00:42.35] Yes sir please
[00:43.34] Let me get the recipe
[00:44.41] To not being broke
[00:45.73] Fuck, I'd really love to be a king, but Mario and Link
[00:49.66] Should show that perseverance is not the end all to everything
[00:52.95] The princess in a hallway and a robe
[00:55.55] I asked if you liked coffee and scones
[00:57.90] And she said "No."
[00:59.06] But, I just killed a fucking Dragon though
[01:01.60] With this sword that I made from the words of my soul
[01:05.39] I just killed a fucking Dragon, though
[01:07.46] I just killed a fucking Dragon though
[01:08.68] But it's whatever
[01:09.97] I don't even care that much