Lifetime

[00:05.88] You're a diamond, I'm a nickel
[00:07.92] I'm a Nickelback boy with a hammer and sickle
[00:09.95] You're a square, I'm a squiggle
[00:12.26] And I come out swinging with a scythe at your pickle
[00:14.11] I'm a scorcher, too hot
[00:16.25] Schvitzing through my fit, why not?
[00:18.45] Focus on the plot
[00:20.33] No time to watch the clock
[00:22.78] This life will be a lifetime
[00:26.44] Your life will take a long time
[00:30.79] Cradle-to-grave pipeline
[00:34.52] This life will be a li-li-lifetime
[00:39.15] This life will be a lifetime
[00:42.58] Your life will take a long time
[00:46.85] Cradle-to-grave pipeline
[00:50.83] This life will be a li-li-lifetime
[00:55.03] Oh yeah, start shit
[00:57.18] I could never live without dying
[00:59.35] Ouchie, get hit
[01:01.55] Catch me in the courtroom crying
[01:03.47] I'm pissed, I'm blissed
[01:05.62] I could never frown without smiling
[01:07.82] But that's life, kid
[01:09.21] Ah, ah, ah
[01:11.44] This life will be a lifetime
[01:15.27] Your life will take a long time
[01:19.22] Cradle-to-grave pipeline
[01:23.42] This life will be a li-li-lifetime
[01:29.93] I could never live without dying
[01:34.01] Catch me in the courtroom crying
[01:38.17] I could never frown without smiling
[01:40.91]
[01:52.42] You know man, sometimes you just wake up
[01:54.53] And you just make yourself a big pot of coffee
[01:57.03] Well, not me, 'cause I don't like the way coffee makes me feel, but
[02:00.78] Some days I just like to sniff it on in, and
[02:04.05] You just, you got your roommate making a big cup of coffee over there and you just
[02:08.39] You say, "I'm so happy I don't have to be the one to clean up the grounds"
[02:11.64] 'Cause you're not actually supposed to put the grounds in the fucking disposal
[02:15.20] You need to dig it out, ideally, if you put it in a compost bin it'd be
[02:19.87] Way better 'cause we're fucking ruining the goddamn planet
[02:23.18] You know how much fucking trash there is?
[02:27.19] Then you would know that
[02:28.60] You know what? Tonight is gonna be the best night of our lives
[02:32.73] This life will be a lifetime
[02:36.67] Your life will take a long time
[02:40.66] Cradle-to-grave pipeline
[02:44.66] This life will be a li-li-lifetime
[02:48.71] This life will be a lifetime
[02:53.04] Your life will take a long time
[02:57.02] Cradle-to-grave pipeline
[03:01.17] This life will be a li-li-lifetime, li-li-lifetime, li-li-lifetime
[03:10.71] Life
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