Practically Perfect - Live

[00:06.71] By the time the wind has blown the weathervane around
[00:24.57] I'll show you if I can
[00:27.79] No matter what the circumstance, for one thing I'm renowned
[00:31.19] My character is spick and span
[00:37.39] What about your measurement, Mary Poppins?
[00:42.72] I'm practically perfect in every way
[00:48.53] Practically perfect?
[00:50.68] So people say
[00:54.15] Each virtue virtually knows no bounds
[00:58.84] Each trait is great and patently sound
[01:02.60] I'm practically perfect from head to toe
[01:07.60] If I had a fault, it would never dare to show
[01:12.32] I'm so practically perfect in every way
[01:19.59] (Spoken)
[01:19.65] Oh, lovely
[01:22.22] (Sung)
[01:22.22] Both prim and proper and never too stern
[01:26.72] Well-educated, yet willing to learn
[01:31.09] I'm clean and honest, my manner refined
[01:35.57] And I wear shoes of the sensible kind
[01:39.55] I suffer no nonsense and whilst I remain
[01:44.04] There's nothing else I feel I need explain
[01:49.11] I'm practically perfect in every way
[01:54.15] Practically perfect, that's my forte
[01:59.80] Uncanny nannies are hard to find
[02:04.58] Unique, yet meek, unspeakably kind
[02:08.06] I'm practically perfect, not slightly soiled
[02:13.08] Running like an engine that's just been freshly oiled
[02:17.74] I'm so practically perfect in every way
[02:24.58] (Spoken)
[02:24.58] Well, those are my credentials. Perhaps you have a few questions
[02:29.85] Not temperamental?
[02:31.36] Never
[02:31.61] Not grouchy or gruff?
[02:33.35] The very thought
[02:34.35] Will you stay tender when the going gets tough?
[02:37.73] Quite the contrary
[02:38.88] Do you read stories without a big fuss?
[02:42.54] Mm-hmm
[02:43.39] Or have objections to playing with us?
[02:46.92] Oh, I like games
[02:48.04] Yes!
[02:48.68] But I choose them
[02:51.25] (Sung)
[02:51.43] Some minor improvements may not go amiss
[02:56.03] But at all times, you must remember this
[03:01.08] You're practically perfect in every way
[03:04.75] I guarantee
[03:06.45] Practically perfect, we hope you'll stay
[03:09.17] No flies on me
[03:11.42] Each virtue virtually knows no bounds
[03:15.91] Each trait is great
[03:17.21] And patently sound
[03:19.14] Patently sound, spick and span
[03:22.06] (Spoken)
[03:27.62] Jane, really. Doll's house, please! I'll take my telescope, thank you
[03:37.12] It's not fair!
[03:38.63] I didn't say I was fair, I said I was
[03:41.81] (Sung)
[03:41.87] Practically perfect and here's my aim
[03:46.32] By the time I leave here, you both will be the same
[03:50.53] You'll be practically perfect
[03:55.73] Practically perfect
[03:59.28] We will be practically perfect in every way
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