Cellular Phone

[00:01.48] Lawd-a-mercy
[00:02.36] A need to mek a special call, han me di telephone
[00:05.39] An when mi call, me cyaa get no dial tone
[00:08.17] Lawd-a-mercy
[00:09.35] Mi diss buy mi house a love zone
[00:11.38] Anyway, hey!
[00:12.94] Excuse, pass mi cellular phone
[00:15.32] Mek me call Antoinette an Simone. Hey!
[00:18.03] Tell dem nuh move a muscle ahm comin' home
[00:20.98] To take a trip down eena dem love zone
[00:24.27] Hey! Gal haffi bawl and scream and moan
[00:27.44] Me start swing di old tiger bone
[00:30.26] We use brush-brush we shoes, and fling whey stone
[00:32.65] So tell di man dem leave dat alone
[00:35.94] Drink up di Guinness. Smoke up di chronic
[00:38.50] Gyal start to bawl, me give dem di tonic
[00:41.06] Gyal get di proformance, an den astonish
[00:45.21] An a hol mi tight and a tell me shi panic
[00:48.07] Well! Gyal want loving an dem want di romance
[00:51.83] An if yu no gi dem, dem gonna carry vengance
[00:54.98] Gyal inna mi bed deh pon a love sentance
[00:57.51] Yu si di, big bamboo yah me tek block dem enchance
[01:00.84] Gyal want a man yu know me deh ya instant
[01:03.82] Natural as mi bawn, no unda nat a substant
[01:06.71] Excellent and talented, me doan unbalance
[01:09.86] I naw drap off like di guy Jack Palance
[01:12.86] Gal a mi gat di fuel fi light up yu lamp
[01:15.85] And gat di wata fi pour inna yu tank
[01:18.91] When di 'eat stawt di gyal a search fi ijant
[01:21.87] A scream an a bawl seh di belly battam cramp
[01:24.82] Me haffi send Toddler go call di ambulance
[01:27.59] Mi a di only soldier weh inna har camp
[01:30.83] Gyal. Fram is love me doan ramp
[01:33.22] Well. Big an fat weigh five hundred poun
[01:36.27] Well, di Killa ganna break it down
[01:39.19] Laawd. Di gyal bring di whole a country come a town
[01:42.80] An seh she waa fi wear Killa crown
[01:45.41] But. Gyal a bawl "Help!" juss like dem a drown
[01:48.82] When me stawt selleck dem soun
[01:51.52] Romance is di name of mi cologne
[01:54.80] An me diss buy house a love zone
[01:57.39] Well. Gyal a mek noise like a giant alarm
[02:12.96] Gyal waa fi run when fimme hingin tun awn
[02:15.46] Me tree teet fawk mi tek a plough up har farm
[02:18.95] Plant mi banana an' sink fimme cawn
[02:21.81] Whole 'eap a 'ungry-belly pickinny deh ya a yawn
[02:24.97] Non-stap work, is just horn an' horn
[02:28.01] Gyal inna mi house pon love sentance remand
[02:30.52] Blow like hurricane an spring wata like stawm
[02:33.94] A fin' excuse a seh one a clack gawn
[02:37.04] A whey she aggo tell har modda seh inna di mawn
[02:39.92] Me naw stap werk because pickney shall bawn
[02:43.55] Yu shouldn't fin' yusself inna mi palm
[02:45.98] Well. Hand me ma phone
[02:48.73] Mek me cawl Jacqueline an Simone. Hey
[02:51.96] Tell dem nuh move no muscle, Killa coming home
[02:55.05] To tek a trip down inna di love zone
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