Michael Jackson

[00:00.11] I was walked in Dr. Conrad Murray's trial, Michael Jackson's doctor, man
[00:04.22] This dude, that's the sorriest doctor I've ever fuckin' seen
[00:07.63] He don't know 911 or CPR
[00:11.69] Even Dr. Dre know 911, don't he?
[00:15.28] "Ooh, let me take my Beats off, Michael might be in trouble"
[00:19.17] I was shocked that he went to jail
[00:20.45] Because I lost faith in the justice system
[00:22.31] After Casey Anthony didn't go to jail
[00:24.23] Man, that was ridiculous
[00:28.64] Everybody was shocked, even O.J. went, "What?"
[00:38.56] "This bitch killed two people and got-, wait, that was me, I'm sorry"
[00:47.89] Michael didn't go to jail, and that's good, 'cause he, uh
[00:50.88] The penitentiary in California is segregated
[00:53.10] Blacks go with blacks, whites with whites, Mexican with Mexican
[00:56.19] They wouldn't know where the fuck to put Michael Jackson, like
[00:58.86] Why is Michael Jackson standing in the hallway?
[01:07.34] "We don't know where the fuck he goes"
[01:15.99] Everybody called his father Joe Jackson a horrible father
[01:18.60] Joe Jackson raised nine kids in Gary, Indiana
[01:21.13] Worked two jobs, so his wife could stay home with those kids
[01:23.70] None of his kids went to jail, nobody got pregnant, nobody's on drugs
[01:26.36] Everybody graduated from high school
[01:28.89] He drove them to super-stardom
[01:30.87] We could use more Joe Jacksons, not less
[01:33.79] I don't know where y'all got that from
[01:35.64] Michael Jackson said a lot of dumb shit
[01:37.30] "I never had a childhood"
[01:38.91] Well, motherfucker, I did, and that shit is overrated, fuck you
[01:48.49] What's so great about sleeping in the bed with your brother
[01:50.52] Eating hot dogs every day? I'd-
[01:53.02] I woulda moonwalked right out of that shit, ah
[01:56.70] "I was afraid of my father"
[01:58.53] Motherfucker, everybody afraid of their father
[02:02.35] If you know him
[02:11.10] "My father never said he loved me"
[02:13.02] Well, men back then didn't talk like that
[02:15.63] Like, uh, men of that generation didn't talk a lot
[02:18.46] They didn't, you could be in the house with your father all day
[02:20.92] Not one word get exchanged, man
[02:23.86] But they were fuckin' men
[02:25.00] They put food on your table and clothes in your bag
[02:32.59] Which was the clear demonstration of the love they felt for you
[02:36.25] I remember I was seven, I said, "Daddy, you love me?"
[02:38.38] He said, "Motherfucker, you ate, didn't you?"
[02:45.29] That'll be a fucked up Hallmark card, how you like it?
[02:53.55] Michael Jackson would be alive today
[02:55.64] If he listened to the guidance and advice of his father
[02:58.54] He really, really would
[02:59.74] It's a lot of shit that society would accept from you
[03:02.45] That your father never would
[03:04.48] Can you imagine
[03:05.14] Explaining some of that shit Michael Jackson did, to your father?
[03:08.61] I come in the bed with all them goddamn kids?
[03:12.47] "I'm Peter Pan"
[03:20.22] I don't read no fuckin' Peter Pan
[03:23.02] Get them kids and fuck off the bed
[03:25.44] And fix your nose, you're scarin' your mama
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