Everybodies Girl

[00:07.22] Kitty calls me on the phone,
[00:09.07] To say she's all alone
[00:10.87] And needs somebody's there.
[00:13.55] Crystal sees into the future,
[00:15.36] Tells me that she's an asshole;
[00:17.10] Should have, but who really cares.
[00:19.87] I sit here and wonder if we are sharing a different world,
[00:22.63] And all these making emotions whirling around me swirl;
[00:26.20] I'm in love with everybody's girl.
[00:33.47] Look at Brenda there with Luke,
[00:35.25] She's giving him the boot,
[00:37.02] Ah, but Kelly's standing by.
[00:40.60] Aw, and here comes my man Tom,
[00:42.55] Ask her "Do you wanna"
[00:44.31] But I never even try.
[00:47.07] I sit here and wonder if we are sharing a different world,
[00:50.61] And all these deviant motions making the channels twirl;
[00:53.36] And I'm in love with everybody's girl.
[01:00.58] I'm spending Cinco de Mayo with my Maria;
[01:19.59] Celebrating her independance with little Emily.
[01:24.07] And should the new year should find you without Jenny,
[01:26.80] There she'll be...
[01:28.63] You'll find her under my tree,
[01:31.31] Wrapped up and waiting for me.
[01:34.01] If you call me on the phone,
[01:35.88] Don't ever weep and moan;
[01:37.60] You always find me there.
[01:41.25] And if you see into the future,
[01:43.05] Be so kind as
[01:43.95] Not to tell me what you find out there.
[01:47.55] We'll lie in bed watching re-runs of another world,
[01:50.38] Just like a drunk, better be no stuck on a tilt-a-whirl;
[01:53.92] And I'm in love with everybody's
[01:57.52] I'm in love with everybody's
[02:00.23] I'm in love...
[02:02.98] (Ew, you're creepy)
[02:04.73] With everybody's girl.
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