I'm Ready

I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you
And I hope you're ready for me

I got a ax handle face over a graveyard frame
I shoot at tombstone bullets wearing balls and chains
I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite
I hope some schoolboy starts a fight

'Cause I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty hair
I know you feel that I ain't nowhere
But stop what you're doing and come over here
And I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square

'Cause I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me

Oh yeah, this feels that ready now
I've been drinking vodka like never before
I feel so good that I want you to know
One more drink, ho ho, I wish you would
It takes a whole lot of loving to make me good

'Cause I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
Lord, I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me

I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me
I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me

Oh, I'm ready for you
And I hope you're ready for me

Lord, I'm ready for you and I
Oh, you know what I'm talking about
Said I'm ready for you
And I hope you're ready for me
Said I'm ready for you and I