Gordon

[00:00.06] Gordon wakes at two o'clock
[00:20.95] He sees through his phone another bottle of boiling water
[00:26.46] He has his breakfast on his plate
[00:30.22] Gordon, you're five minutes late
[00:32.66] Gordon, she says it every day
[00:36.23] Gordon, you've got your buttons and your M.H. car
[00:39.02] The neighbours all think that you'll go far, Gordon
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[00:45.94] Gordon goes into the town
[00:48.00] He's washed and buffed, all tin and brown and shiny
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[00:58.80] Saturdays are quite a thrill
[01:25.51] Gordon doesn't buy himself
[01:27.52] 9:30 She calls him
[01:32.13] His mummy bought him the Oil Royal
[01:34.39] Don't start it now or your tea will spoil, Gordon
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[01:41.28] His mummy won't let him make dates
[01:43.77] And so Gordon masturbates himself to sleep
[01:50.55] Gordon has a single scotch and looks at his watch
[01:53.60] And sees it is 9:30
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[02:27.73] Once a girl sat on his lap
[02:29.84] Removed his cap and said that he was lovely
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[02:36.97] Gordon is excused his way
[02:39.19] Then below his ego flies a tatter
[02:45.98] Gordon's locked inside a shed
[02:48.30] Ellis earns the opposite end and the hatchet
[02:54.39] His mummy shouts that he's late
[02:57.46] Gordon slams the garden gate and walks in
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[03:04.64] I've told you once, Gordon
[03:06.09] I've told you a thousand times
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[03:13.99] Put down that hatchet, Gordon
[03:15.33] Or next Gordon flies and the neighbours can't see
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[03:34.60] Careful, miss, it's dangerous
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