Merry Christmas from the Family

[00:21.63] Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
[00:26.47] At our Christmas party
[00:30.72] We were drinkin' champagne punch
[00:33.84] And homemade eggnog
[00:38.92] Little sister brought her new boyfriend
[00:43.03] He was a Mexican
[00:47.22] We didn't know what to think of him
[00:50.35] 'Til he sang "Feliz Navidad"
[00:53.99] "Feliz Navidad"
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[01:04.21] Brother Ken brought his kids with him
[01:07.99] The three from his first wife Lynn
[01:12.19] And the two identical twins
[01:15.35] From his second wife Mary Nell
[01:20.54] Of course, he brought his new wife Kaye
[01:24.89] Who talks all about AA
[01:28.84] Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
[01:32.21] "Noel, Noel, The first Noel"
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[01:45.79] Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
[01:49.56] Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
[01:53.73] Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
[01:57.92] We need some ice and an extension cord
[02:01.85] A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
[02:05.89] A box of pampers, some Marlboro Lights
[02:10.04] Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
[02:13.59] Merry Christmas from the family
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[02:27.04] Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
[02:31.04] I can't remember how I'm kin to them
[02:35.09] But when they tried to plug their motor home in
[02:38.60] They blew our Christmas lights
[02:43.65] Cousin David knew just what went wrong
[02:47.65] So we all waited out on our front lawn
[02:51.62] He threw the breaker and the lights came on
[02:54.73] And we sang "Silent Night"
[02:58.76] "Silent night, holy night"
[03:08.56] Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
[03:12.55] Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
[03:16.71] Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
[03:20.86] We need some celery and a can of fake snow
[03:24.90] A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
[03:28.59] A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
[03:33.37] Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
[03:36.48] Merry Christmas from the family
[03:48.17] Feliz Navidad
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