Sweet Transvestite

[00:02.89] How d'you do? I...
[00:04.56] See you've met my
[00:07.08] Faithful handyman
[00:11.09] He's just a little brought down
[00:13.95] 'Cause when you knocked
[00:15.94] He thought you were the candyman
[00:20.54] Don't get strung out by the way that I look
[00:24.84] Don't judge a book by its cover
[00:29.14] I'm not much of a girl by the light of day
[00:33.38] But by night I'm one hell of a lover
[00:37.24] I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
[00:51.41] Let me show you around
[00:53.27] Maybe play you a sound
[00:55.52] You look like you're both pretty groovy
[00:59.72] Or if you want something visual
[01:02.24] That's not too abysmal
[01:04.46] We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
[01:08.67] Well you got caught with a flat
[01:11.79] Well, how about that?
[01:13.98] Well babies, don't you panic
[01:17.42] By the light of the night
[01:19.82] When it all seems alright
[01:22.18] I'll get you a satanic mechanic
[01:25.98] I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
[01:30.80] Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!)
[01:42.70] Or maybe a bite? (Bite!)
[01:45.36] I could show you my favorite obsession
[01:48.53] I've been makin' a man
[01:51.56] With blond hair and a tan
[01:53.72] And he's good for relievin' my tension
[01:57.45] I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
[02:02.25] Hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
[02:25.19] So, come up to the lab
[02:28.57] And see what's on the slab
[02:32.96] I see you shiver with antici... pation
[02:39.77] But maybe the rain
[02:43.06] Isn't really to blame
[02:45.52] So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!
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