The Ladies Who Lunch

[00:16.23] Here's to the ladies who lunch
[00:22.12] Everybody laugh
[00:27.77] Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch
[00:36.49] On their own behalf
[00:44.90] Off to the gym, then to a fitting
[00:51.21] Claiming they're fat
[00:58.12] And looking grim 'cause they've been sitting
[01:05.32] Choosing a hat
[01:10.40] Does anyone still wear a hat?
[01:19.09] I'll drink to that
[01:24.06] Here's to the girls who stay smart
[01:27.06] Aren't they a gas?
[01:31.24] Rushing to their classes in optical art
[01:35.31] Wishing it would pass
[01:40.77] Another long exhausting day
[01:44.81] Another thousand dollars
[01:48.62] A matinee, a Pinter play
[01:52.94] Perhaps a piece of Mahler's
[01:56.14] I'll drink to that
[02:00.31] And one for Mahler
[02:05.15] Here's to the girls who play wife
[02:08.48] Aren't they too much?
[02:12.34] Keeping house but clutching a copy of Life
[02:16.46] Just to keep in touch
[02:21.25] The ones who follow the rules
[02:25.29] And meet themselves at the schools
[02:29.22] Too busy to know that they're fools
[02:32.76] Aren't they a gem?
[02:36.97] I'll drink to them
[02:40.05] Let's all drink to them
[02:52.56] And here's to the girls who just watch
[02:56.10] Aren't they the best?
[02:59.97] When they get depressed, it's a bottle of Scotch
[03:04.23] Plus a little jest
[03:09.70] Another chance to disapprove
[03:13.87] Another brilliant zinger
[03:18.05] Another reason not to move
[03:22.12] Another vodka stinger
[03:25.00] Ah!
[03:29.25] I'll drink to that
[03:34.11] So here's to the girls on the go
[03:37.37] Everybody tries
[03:41.51] Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know
[03:45.76] Everybody dies
[03:50.68] A toast to that invincible bunch
[03:54.69] The dinosaurs surviving the crunch
[03:58.67] Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch
[04:02.00] Everybody rise
[04:06.63] Rise
[04:11.11] Rise, rise
[04:15.21] Rise, rise
[04:19.18] Rise, rise
[04:23.10] Rise
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