Peachfuzz

[00:07.06] Oh, Pete Nice? I'm smoother than him, man, I mean
[00:09.48] He wears suits and all, you know no disrespect
[00:11.32] Yeah, right, just a thought
[00:13.41] Heavy D, yo, the girls they love me
[00:15.31] They love me, I just know it!
[00:16.95] Yeah, Positive K? He's dip dip divin'?
[00:19.86] Yeah right
[00:21.43] Yeah LL, yo, he might keep the girls jinglin
[00:23.63] But yo I'm the man
[00:25.93] I'm the man, as a matter of fact
[00:27.82] Yo, see, they laughin' at me, man
[00:29.97] I'm the man!
[00:31.73] Yo, well anyway
[00:33.14] By the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin, gots many plus plenty
[00:36.03] String by string, I think I counts like twenty
[00:37.89] If you loan me your ear, I'll return it with interest
[00:40.25] If not, I'll simply twist your wrist
[00:41.69] So listen up closely, with thoughts to recoup me
[00:44.25] 'Cause I hope to gross like ten cent per groupie
[00:46.39] Now, only if I had two G's per strand
[00:48.28] Ask my anchor banker, he understands
[00:50.39] I used to wrap my hand around a cold, gold can
[00:52.69] Someone once said health is wealth, so check self
[00:54.50] I gots a perfect check-up, 'cept for a hiccup, roll with no stick-up
[00:57.13] How can I keep the Goya nectars on my shelf?
[00:59.07] Oh boya, how I searched for an employer
[01:00.66] But before Z. L. Huckleberry Finn was in Tom Sawyer
[01:03.47] Now use your imagination, just a smidgeon
[01:05.52] If I was a bird, I'd be a pigeon
[01:06.94] Succumb one to crumbs and pizza crust, when every fella can
[01:09.53] Eat fresh fish and live fat like pelican
[01:11.87] Then again, that's only if you're capable for freckles or blue eyes
[01:14.51] I settle for Heckle'n'Jeckle
[01:15.86] While I chuckle at my man with the cellular phone
[01:17.98] The only phone I own's a funky xylophone's tone
[01:20.04] Ain't no joy in annoyin' high-pitched ringin'
[01:22.80] We do the tap-twist and twitch bringin'
[01:24.35] Through soul and this cordless thingamajig
[01:26.77] Sure as Subroc's clippers etch and clip to your wig
[01:28.51] We'll do the gig so make your mind, thumb twiddlers
[01:30.68] The pipe, the bowl or us fiddlers, don't riddle us
[01:32.78] I'll even ride a bus till the coast is clear
[01:34.69] For okay pay, I say I'm finna
[01:37.01] Now, all this runnin' 'round's kickin' me right in the rear
[01:39.10] And still I'm judged by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin
[01:42.03] And I'm able to hit a skin
[01:43.70] Just like my man Puba Maxwell, so I'm smooth
[01:46.56] Yeah, can he get the job done but yo, I take care of business
[01:49.73] (Peachfuzz) Now, what's up with this peachfuzz nonsense?
[01:51.93] (Peachfuzz) What are y'all talkin' about, this peachfuzz?
[01:54.05] (Peachfuzz) Nah, I just got one thing to say
[01:56.11] (Peachfuzz) Ahh, man
[01:57.41] By the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin, six black hairs
[02:00.34] String by string, I think I counts five pairs
[02:02.50] That's a little, but still, can I get a thumbs up?
[02:04.94] At least for the peachfuzz that sums up
[02:06.73] A tidbit, yeah, that's it, but who gives a Sugar
[02:08.68] Honey Iced Tea besides me
[02:10.22] For if, I ever riff, yet and still, they be stiff, they wantin' bills
[02:12.64] So I take time just to kill
[02:14.53] I say cute is for a bear, teddy bear like Teddy Ruxpin
[02:17.23] Would I be handsome if I pimped in a tux then
[02:19.31] Smoked a cigar with some black shinin' shoes then
[02:21.25] Picked up some friends in my Benz and start cruisin'?
[02:23.49] Huh, that's a dream that I ain't even livin' in
[02:25.50] If that makes a man, surely I'll recommend
[02:27.69] I'll stay a toy boy eatin' Butterfingers
[02:29.79] With Knowledge of Self, and colorin books on my shelf
[02:31.86] I wanna grow up, 'cause maybe if I did then
[02:34.05] I wouldn't be treated like a Toys'R'Us kid when
[02:36.40] They counts ten upon my chin
[02:37.74] By the hairs of my peachfuzz, let's say each was an inch
[02:40.62] Psych, because I can't pull or pinch
[02:42.30] It's a wrench, and I thought life would be a cinch
[02:44.35] But anyway, anyhow, let's talk about someway, somehow
[02:47.12] That I can make my peachfuzz grow out
[02:48.73] Really? Do I need beard that grows with no pause
[02:50.84] Just to be respected and resemble Santa Claus?
[02:53.08] Hear this clear, I'm a man, I tell ya
[02:54.85] No dreams or drugs like the slugs will I ever sell ya
[02:57.28] A man I am, in the body of a youth
[02:59.05] So don't play me like I'm Born Universe Truth Truth
[03:01.55] So when I knock at your hearts, let me in
[03:03.49] And judge me not by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin
[03:06.70] Yeah, that's what we call, pimpin' presence yo (You got it)
[03:09.35] Call me tonight, knowhatI'msayin?
[03:10.54] Yeah, I eat no pork
[03:12.11] So why can't I be as smooth as my man Dr. York?
[03:15.04] I see not!
[03:15.86] Yo. I'm smoother than the bottom of Hammer's shoes
[03:18.35] After three hundred spins
[03:19.66] No love here
[03:21.20] No hair on my chest, but my boy Ak West, I'm just smoother
[03:24.16] I'm just smoother
[03:25.21] Yeah right
[03:25.59] I'm definitely smoother than y'all just saw
[03:27.47] It's about time!
[03:29.09] I'm sayin', yo but, I don't want to hear
[03:30.97] (Peachfuzz) None of this peachfuzz nonsense
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[03:34.83] (Peachfuzz) You know
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