Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn?

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Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn? by Evelyn Evelyn

Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn? Lyrics

[00:04.74] Have you seen my sister, Evelyn?
[00:06.98] Dang, she's gone and wandered off again!
[00:09.17] I've been lookin' high and low
[00:11.46] Where oh where'd my sister go?
[00:13.73] She's been known to spend some time
[00:16.05] With a sailor friend of mine.
[00:18.35] I called him up and what'd he say?
[00:20.51] "I ain't seen that girl today!"
[00:22.66] So if you see my sister Evelyn
[00:25.17] Tell that girl to hurry home again!
[00:27.41] Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go?
[00:31.39] Is she with the doctor? Or the plumber?
[00:33.15] Or the dentist? Or the handyman?
[00:34.21] Did she go to India? Or Africa?
[00:36.63] Or Wichita? Or Pakistan?
[00:37.72] Did she go and join the navy?
[00:38.98] Or go completely crazy?
[00:39.99] Or is she playin' a trick on me?
[00:42.40] Did she run off with the farmer? The professor?
[00:45.10] Or the banker? Or the clergyman?
[00:46.23] Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu? Or Katmandu?
[00:50.24] Or Vegas? Or Uzbekistan?
[00:51.58] Is she learning how to do, do
[00:52.86] The Chattanuga Chu-Chu?
[00:53.75] Oh, golly, where could that girl be?
[01:14.30] Have you seen my sister, Evelyn?
[01:16.69] Dang she's gone and wandered off again!
[01:18.82] I've been lookin' high and low
[01:21.19] Where oh where'd my sister go?
[01:23.45] She's been known to run cocaine
[01:25.73] With the gal we know from down the lane.
[01:27.92] I looked her up and what'd she say?
[01:30.33] "I ain't seen that girl in days!"
[01:32.69] So if you see my sister Evelyn
[01:34.98] Tell that girl to hurry home again!
[01:37.26] Where, oh where'd my sister Evelyn go?
[01:41.35] Is my floozy sister with the doctor? Or the drummer?
[01:44.01] Or the dentist? Or the handyman?
[01:45.25] Did that ho-bag quit her job and run off with that dickhead Mike to
[01:49.70] India? Guantanamo?
[01:50.88] Or Panama? Or Disneyland?
[01:51.97] Is she studyin' Kabala? Or smokin' marijuana?
[01:54.38] Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere?
[01:56.55] So if you see my sister Evelyn
[01:58.98] Tell that girl to hurry home again!
[02:01.12] Where oh where
[02:02.35] Where oh where
[02:03.46] Where oh where
[02:04.52] Where oh where
[02:05.96] Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go?
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From the album: Twisted Cabaret, Vol. 1