My Goody Two-Shoes Brother

[00:03.94] I bear lots of animosity to bell hops,
[00:08.16] They never bring my luggage up on time.
[00:12.19] And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
[00:15.98] If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
[00:19.71] I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
[00:24.39] Health fanatic cooks, or camera crews!
[00:27.66] Not fond of monks or yoga teachers, or sports fans in the bleachers,
[00:32.24] And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!
[00:35.99] There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
[00:40.49] That I would love to give a lashing to,
[00:44.33] But my goody two-shoes brother,
[00:46.80] The favorite of my mother,
[00:48.76] Is the one I want to smother
[00:50.79] In a ton of pigeon goo!
[00:53.87] Yes, my goody-two shoes brother,
[00:56.79] The favorite of my mother,
[00:59.04] He's the one I want to smother,
[01:01.40] Thank you sir, I'll have another!
[01:03.61] He's the one I want to smother,
[01:06.39] In a ton of pigeon goo!
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