Uber

[00:01.75] Yeah
[00:06.48] Yeah
[00:12.55] Yeah
[00:17.98] Yeah
[00:20.64] Yeah, um
[00:22.84] Who put the spiders in my applesauce?
[00:25.79] Took the pins out my hand grenade?
[00:28.50] Somebody said that I deserve to die
[00:30.85] I looked him in the eye, said, "The devil's not circumcised"
[00:34.44] Who put spiders in my applesauce?
[00:36.92] Took the pins out my hand grenade?
[00:39.74] Somebody tell me I deserve to die
[00:41.97] I looked him in the eye and said, "The devil not circumcised"
[00:45.56] So play me a song on the guitar (guitar)
[00:48.45] Got a rainforest in my cigar (cigar)
[00:51.21] There's knots in my yo-yo string
[00:53.37] Put a crown on my stallion, I'm the Polo king
[00:56.10] I fell in love with a go-go dancer, she a single mom
[00:59.29] The underdog, like to play the game with Diddy Kong
[01:02.27] She the god type, throw that bitch a Klondike
[01:05.08] Everything is alright, see it's written in the Psalms
[01:08.17] I told her I get rich off my little songs
[01:10.72] Gave her a million reasons that she should come along
[01:13.83] Immediately, she dropped her shit
[01:15.97] But everywhere I go, they told me, "Watch yo' bitch"
[01:18.76] (Goddamn) I guess I got another one
[01:22.04] Good vibrations, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
[01:24.97] I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt
[01:27.61] Got my head underwater but I ain't comin' up
[01:30.37] Fuck air, my bitch ass is like a plump pear
[01:33.29] And she ain't pretty or ugly, I say she just fair
[01:36.66] Man, this life is unfair
[01:41.16] Okay, I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nuttin' to lose
[01:44.43] And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two
[01:47.15] Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?
[01:52.31] I said, I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nuttin' to do
[01:55.78] And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two
[01:58.64] Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?
[02:01.69] Stuntin' in a Uber
[02:04.14] Ta, ta, ta-ta (yeah, bitch)
[02:06.99] Ta-ta, ta, ta, ta-ta-ta (stuntin' in a Uber)
[02:09.82] Ta, ta, ta-ta (yeah, bitch)
[02:12.87] Ta-ta, ta, ta, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta (stuntin' in a Uber)
[02:15.46] Ta, ta, ta-ta (yeah, bitch)
[02:18.46] Ta-ta, ta, ta, ta-ta-ta (stuntin' in a Uber)
[02:27.42] I'm readin' old Playboy magazines
[02:29.56] Somethin' from the '50s when the journalism had its peak
[02:32.63] You play the background, you just a member of the faculty
[02:35.83] I'm actually out here decision makin'
[02:38.25] Had to get my shit together, I was missin' payments
[02:41.11] I just pray to God that my lady isn't famous
[02:44.11] She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet
[02:46.81] She got her own story; just let the bitch explain it
[02:49.62] Mac, I think the girl that you speakin' 'bout
[02:52.33] Was, in fact, the same chick, late-night, creepin' out
[02:55.10] Sneakin' out, my homie knew her, told me keep an eye
[02:57.88] Found out she was twerkin', found out she wasn't workin'
[03:00.88] The whole game switched when my man hit
[03:03.25] Got me rollin' in a circle, top-down, blowin' purple
[03:06.20] Seen the parkin' lot, I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle (I said)
[03:08.84] Seen the parkin' lot, I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle
[03:11.94] Swang, switchin' lane to lane, still tippin'
[03:14.36] Trunk up, top down, call it parkin' lot pimpin' (Mike Jones)
[03:18.30] Switchin' lane to lane, still tippin'
[03:20.19] Trunk up, top down, call it parkin' lot pimpin' (Mac)
[03:23.01] Okay, I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nuttin' to lose
[03:25.80] And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two
[03:28.67] Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?
[03:34.05] I said, I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nuttin' to do
[03:37.40] And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two
[03:40.19] Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?
[03:43.74] Stuntin' in a Uber
[03:45.80] Ta, ta, ta-ta (yeah, bitch)
[03:49.26] Ta-ta, ta, ta, ta-ta-ta (stuntin' in a Uber)
[03:51.59] Ta, ta, ta-ta (yeah, bitch)
[03:54.88] Ta-ta, ta, ta, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta (stuntin' in a Uber)
[03:57.19] Ta, ta, ta-ta
[04:02.74] Ta-ta, ta, ta, ta-ta-ta
[04:07.50]