Self Defeat

[00:07.32] One, I'm tripping literally, I should be dishwashing
[00:12.13] 'Cause I got bowlegged knees and often they be crossing
[00:16.21] Go ahead and ask my bosses, they'll tell you that Im clumsy
[00:19.97] I'll probably fall into your fist, so you don't have to punch me
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[00:31.22] Two, I'm vegetarian so I don't want no beef
[00:35.83] You've lost expensive jewelry, I've lost my crooked teeth
[00:39.83] I sing in church choir, my daddy is a reverend
[00:43.98] I tried to be a gansta, but my curfew was eleven
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[00:55.15] Three, I drive my Vespa through the streets and wear my helmet proud
[00:59.69] Do my homework every night, then coming to this rowdy crowd
[01:03.64] I signed a full on battle, filled in all the basics
[01:07.49] But when they saw it was me, they put me on the wait list
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[01:19.17] Four, I run from bullies in the streets, I don't know how to fight
[01:23.38] I don't throw lefts or rights, I just slap, sprint and write
[01:27.48] I'm skinny all scrawny arms and a tiny chest
[01:31.30] Shoot I could hide behind that pole if I just hold my breath
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[01:43.13] Five, my apron look like a drees
[01:45.07] I should twirl around like a pretty princess
[01:47.26] I'm not a busboy I'm a waitress
[01:49.16] But I can't get the drink right, taste test
[01:51.11] Let me find whose around, those your guests
[01:53.14] My hand got sweaty and I lost my grip
[01:54.92] My shoes don't fit, they hand me down
[01:56.87] From the salvation army right downtown
[01:59.01] When I walk into the room the lights go down
[02:01.05] I'm so ugly mom won't hug me
[02:03.08] And that's ten better disses than you
[02:04.93] I beat myself some you couldn't do
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