You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter)

[00:15.36] You ain't Dolly
[00:18.50] And you ain't Porter
[00:22.62] She's a little bit fuller
[00:26.58] And you're a whole lot shorter
[00:30.58] Let's dance all night
[00:32.47] And fill the jukebox full of quarters
[00:38.24] Cause you ain't Dolly
[00:41.43] No, and you ain't Porter
[00:46.14] Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
[00:53.88] Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
[01:01.25] That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
[01:07.69] Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might
[01:15.59] Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
[01:23.03] We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do
[01:31.17] Cause you ain't Dolly
[01:34.30] And you ain't Porter
[01:38.47] She's a little bit fuller
[01:41.69] Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
[01:46.02] Let's drink all night
[01:48.07] And fill the jukebox full of quarters
[01:53.90] Cause you ain't Dolly
[01:57.16] And you ain't Porter
[02:01.33]
[02:15.94] You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
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[02:39.66] Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
[02:46.67] Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
[02:53.77] Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay
[03:01.35] Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
[03:08.87] Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know
[03:16.78] Cause you ain't Dolly
[03:20.59] And you ain't Porter
[03:23.93] She's a little bit fuller
[03:27.84] Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
[03:31.28] We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
[03:39.76] Cause you ain't Dolly
[03:43.13] And you ain't Porter, no
[03:47.08] No, you ain't Dolly
[03:50.62] And you ain't Porter
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