Gaston (Reprise)

[00:07.86] Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
[01:11.90] the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!
[01:17.19] Heh heh. Darn right.
[01:17.56] Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's
[01:17.88] more than I can bear.
[01:18.07] More beer?
[01:18.22] What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
[01:18.42] Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself
[01:18.67] together.
[01:18.86] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
[01:19.04] Looking so down in the dumps
[01:19.27] Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
[01:19.41] Even when taking your lumps
[01:19.66] There's no man in town as admired as you
[01:19.88] You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
[01:20.06] Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
[01:20.25] And it's not very hard to see why
[01:20.43] No one's slick as Gaston
[01:20.64] No one's quick as Gaston
[01:20.80] No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
[01:21.18] For there's no man in town half as manly
[01:21.45] Perfect, a pure paragon
[01:21.69] You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
[01:21.93] And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
[01:22.18] No one's been like Gaston
[01:22.31] A king pin like Gaston
[01:22.66] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[01:22.85] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[01:23.06] My what a guy, that Gaston
[01:23.22] Give five "hurrahs!"
[01:23.45] Give twelve "hip-hips!"
[01:23.63] Gaston is the best
[01:23.82] And the rest is all drips
[01:24.04] No one fights like Gaston
[01:24.20] Douses lights like Gaston
[01:24.40] In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[01:24.71] For there's no one as burly and brawny
[01:24.92] As you see I've got biceps to spare
[01:25.83] Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[01:26.09] (That's right!)
[01:26.28] And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
[01:26.47] No one hits like Gaston
[01:26.65] Matches wits like Gaston
[01:26.80] In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
[01:27.03] I'm espcially good at expectorating
[01:27.24] (Ptooey!)
[01:27.56] Ten points for Gaston!
[01:27.79] When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
[01:27.98] Ev'ry morning to help me get large
[01:28.10] And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
[01:28.39] So I'm roughly the size of a barge
[01:29.36] No one shoots like Gaston
[01:29.54] Makes those beauts like Gaston
[01:29.79] Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[01:29.99] I use antlers in all of my decorating
[01:30.13] Say it again
[01:30.30] Who's a man among men?
[01:30.66] And then say it once more
[01:30.79] Who's the hero next door?
[01:31.07] Who's a super success?
[01:31.29] Don't you know? Can't you guess?
[01:31.34] Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
[01:31.50] There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[01:31.71] And his name's G-A-S- T -
[01:32.09] G-A-S-T - E -
[01:32.11] G-A-S-T-O - oh!
[01:33.42] Gaston
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