Country Club

[00:08.42] I took a double take out on the interstate
[00:12.41] When I saw her makin' eyes at me
[00:16.01] So I followed her down to Clubhouse Drive
[00:20.24] Past the pool on the eighteenth green
[00:23.76] And in the parkin' lot I said, "It's mighty hot
[00:27.52] Maybe I could buy you a beer"
[00:31.02] She said, "I'm glad you asked but I'll have to pass
[00:34.73] 'Cause only members are allowed in here"
[00:38.71] And I said
[00:40.07] I'm a member of a country club
[00:43.42] Country music is what I love
[00:47.03] I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
[00:50.73] I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup
[00:54.68] Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool
[00:58.55] I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
[01:02.39] At any honky-tonk roadside pub
[01:06.14] I'm a member of a country club
[01:11.05]
[01:18.69] You look so invitin', thought it might be excitin'
[01:22.97] For a woman with a limousine
[01:26.28] To go bouncin' around in a beat up truck
[01:30.28] With a man in wore out jeans
[01:33.80] Yeah, it's five o'clock before Friday night
[01:38.13] Here's where the fun begins
[01:41.57] So don't worry 'bout your reputation
[01:45.16] 'Cause you can tell all your friends
[01:50.06] I'm a member of a country club
[01:53.71] Country music is what I love
[01:57.54] I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
[02:01.22] I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup
[02:05.07] Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool
[02:08.91] I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
[02:12.85] At any honky-tonk roadside pub
[02:16.58] Well, I'm a member of a country club
[02:20.73] Yeah, I'm a member of a country club
[02:24.09] Country music is what I love
[02:27.85] I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
[02:31.67] I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup
[02:35.42] Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool
[02:39.18] I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
[02:43.07] At any honky-tonk roadside pub
[02:46.99] Well, I'm a member of a country club
[02:50.71] At any honky-tonk roadside pub
[02:54.30] Well, I'm a member of a country club
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