Just Around The Corner

[00:01.55] My daughter's getting married.
[00:04.71] I can't believe it's true.
[00:06.47] She doesn't ask her parents
[00:08.51] Before she says "I do".
[00:10.26] And what about my husband?
[00:11.98] Oblivious, naive.
[00:13.69] This evening's getting serious:
[00:15.37] These Ohioans won't leave.
[00:17.70] But I can't let these latest problems
[00:20.13] Rob me of my bliss.
[00:21.11] For when I'm scared of true disaster,
[00:24.51] I remember this:
[00:28.28] Death is just around the corner
[00:32.60] Waiting patiently to strike.
[00:36.15] One unplanned electrocution
[00:40.55] That's the kind of end
[00:42.65] I can comprehend.
[00:43.95] When I'm feeling uninspired
[00:46.98] Or I need a little spree
[00:50.32] I'm reborn knowing
[00:53.12] Death is just around the corner
[00:55.33] Coming after me.
[00:57.48] (Spoken) Get it? ner. Death is just around the... coroner.
[01:03.63] Death is just around the corner
[01:07.60] Waiting high upon the hill
[01:10.42] Someone buried in an avalanche (gasp)
[01:14.43] That's the kind of gig
[01:17.08] I can really dig.
[01:18.37] Marriage often disappoints you.
[01:21.55] Not each husband is a gem.
[01:25.19] So I'll mourn
[01:26.83] Knowing death is just around the corner
[01:29.27] Coming after them.
[01:32.86] If life's all plums
[01:36.65] I'll muddle through some.
[01:40.33] But when death comes
[01:43.75] I hope it's gruesome. (hot-cha)
[01:48.64] Some people die from public stoning,
[01:50.90] Faulty wiring, faulty zoning,
[01:52.66] Cherry pits they didn't know were there. (choking noise)
[01:55.47] It could be by a jungle cat
[01:57.81] A slippery mat.
[01:59.08] A baseball bat.
[02:00.55] Perhaps an unsuccessful love affair. (crying noise)
[02:03.31] It could be on a speeding train,
[02:05.43] It could be underwater.
[02:07.11] It could be too much Novocain
[02:08.87] Or even by your daughter.
[02:11.09] Perhaps a bad mosquito bite.
[02:12.59] A title fight.
[02:14.09] Religious rite.
[02:14.82] My darlings, it might even be tonight.
[02:19.13] Death is just around the corner
[02:27.08] No one's ever been immune.
[02:31.05] Turning off a respirator
[02:34.24] With a simple click
[02:36.40] Strenuously quick.
[02:38.79] I can face a new tomorrow
[02:42.12] If I make it past today.
[02:45.58] I feel good saying
[02:47.55] Death is just around the corner
[02:49.42] Simply on its way.
[02:53.21] Death is just around the corner
[03:25.92] And you have to heed the call.
[03:29.99] (Don't ask why)
[03:31.07] For your death is just around the corner
[03:34.05] (You and I)
[03:35.24] Happy being both the mourned and mourner
[03:37.81] (Say goodbye)
[03:39.35] Because death is just around the corner
[03:39.35] Coming for us all.
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