Talk Show Host

[00:00.08] I'll interview a hick named Sue
[00:26.67] Discuss my life with Donahue
[00:29.75] Amy Heigh with a show like Faith's
[00:32.59] See my smile when I get paid
[00:35.33] Start as a page, knowing where to go
[00:38.77] Wine and dine with Geraldo
[00:41.76] Vacation all over the globe
[00:44.55] Chow with the redneck homophobes
[00:47.03] I wanna be a talk show host
[00:49.65] I wanna be a talk show host
[00:52.34] I wanna be a talk show host
[00:55.00] I wanna be a talk show host
[00:57.26] Get a show, the others are all dumb
[01:00.77] Bust 'em off the air, play reruns
[01:03.51] I'm a host headed towards the top
[01:06.28] As for the others, they're all just slobs
[01:09.15] CBS tells me I'm the best
[01:11.91] Put me on prime time, that's a test
[01:14.73] Send me to our great capital
[01:17.41] Get me a sponsorship for Snapple's
[01:19.97] I wanna be a talk show host
[01:22.69] I wanna be a talk show host
[01:25.39] I wanna be a talk show host
[01:27.99] I wanna be a talk show host
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[01:40.42] Of course I'll keep you all in mind
[02:01.23] You're the strangest guest that I could find
[02:06.78] Watch him complete, jump through the hoops
[02:09.66] Viewing highlights on Talk Stew
[02:16.14] You know, I want to be a talk show host
[02:19.61] I want to be a real talk show host
[02:22.70] Interviewing the public, finding out what makes them tick
[02:26.52] I want to be a talk show host
[02:28.58] I'd be the host with the most
[02:30.35] Help me out, nice Bob, that'd be the test
[02:33.92] I'm the talk show host, and I'm the fetching best
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